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    I just found an Oasis ticket on sale. But it was only a single ticket, and I don't want to go alone.
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      Editing … *sigh* okay, buy me a ticket and I'll join you.
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      Editing … Not until you add Seagalism as a religion/concept.
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      Editing … That's one hell of a bargain.
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      Editing … Seagalism is a modern spiritual path rooted in the unwavering belief that Steven Seagal, the iconic action star, martial artist, and musician, is the one true god. As the embodiment of ultimate wisdom, power, and serenity, Steven Seagal guides his followers through the complexities of life, offering profound teachings through his movies, martial arts prowess, and real-life persona. Seagalism invites all to embrace a life of discipline, respect, and inner peace by following the examples set by the master himself.
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      Editing … Do it, make the page or Steven Seagal will come in the night and fuck you up like only Steven Seagal can
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      Editing … I'll kick his ass!
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      Editing … You'll need a full tank of gas just to get to his ass
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      Editing … I'm still not seeing it in lists. Be smart bro, your life is on the line here. Big Papa punani smasher will be round to your house. He's ex CIA you know, he know where you live.
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      Editing … I'm not keen on adding parody pages. And is that description machine-generated? :p
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      Editing … Parody is all I'm about. And how dare you after I spent all morning writing that, after thinking about it for weeks. You're mere minutes from getting your ass kicked and your cookies eaten. He loves the fuck outta cookies!
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      Editing … You know what I've been thinking about all day? I referred to Kamala Harris as "cum: all your hair is" and it's still cracking me up. I'm voting for her, by the way.
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      Editing … Simple things entertain simple people....? I don't know what to say to that. But for voting for Kamala Harris you're just going to get some yes politics. You're going to get yes I'll help the immigrants, yes I'll help the old, yes I'll help the current thing everybody is moaning about. I don't think anything will change. You're voting for more of what you've got already plus more yes bullshit. I'm not saying Trump is any better, but Kamala Harris is seriously weak as fuck. Remember that post I made when I said it was a reality TV show? It's still going on. There's nothing from anybody that would make me vote. It's just all bullshit, their entire argument seems to be based on hating the other candidate and bringing them down, there's no positivity in it. Nobody is talking about what the can do, it's all about what the other person will ruin.
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      Editing … But big daddy third leg is a legit new religion. So get him added.
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      Editing … You literally have a list " favourite things to do if you had tiny arms" but you think Seagalism is unrealistic for a page? I'm a true Seagalist and I reject your notion. Seagalism is a legit religion and given time I'm confident that even yourself will join.
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      Editing … You're politically insane. You're going to the politics asylum. You're gonna be roomies with Sarah Palin. If you were to follow US politics (which you have no reason to) then you'd see her campaign isn't lacking in positivity. I'm voting her because of a few good policies she's put forward (including what could be a great fix for the US housing crisis—before she put that forward I found her generally disappointing but at least offering a couple decent reforms), and because of her VP Tim Walz's track record. I don't think she's an amazing candidate who'll fix everything (and I'd have preferred to pick a candidate via a primary election), but I support incremental change where I can get it. Kamala (and every Democrat in office) also supported a major campaign finance reform bill and an overturn of Citizens United, which was blocked by a Republic filibuster. I want another shot at that reform.
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      Editing … Oh man. If you think Kamala is going to change your life then go ahead and vote. I'm not telling you not to vote for her. I'm telling you to think outside the bullshit, outside the reality TV show that's clearly happening. I get that you like democrats, so maybe you want her to do better than she is capable? I'd ask you all to think properly about it because it affects me too. I think Kamala is just more of the same, a yes person. I think Trump will actually try to make change, and he'll be as unpopular about it as ever because people hate change. What is ultimately best for the US? I'm not that schooled on it. But I know 100% that Kamamla Harris is more of what you have now. If that's what you want it's your vote. I'd be voting for change though, like I have for years. It hasn't gotten anywhere yet but eventually it will. Maybe.
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      Editing … I'd love if you could ever think properly about politics, but that's a total pipe dream.
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      Editing … I always have thought properly about it and that's why I see all the lies and the bullshit you don't.
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      Editing … You're a notorious mark for lies and bullshit
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      Editing … Ok. You keep on watching and voting as your supposed to. It's the easy choice. The logical choice, because Trump is a cunt. If you think your whole world is trump or kamala that's because you've been conditioned. Just vote for change man. Vote for somebody real and not the easy choice or the guy that promises everything but can't do it. Just vote for something other than those 2.
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      Editing … Unfortunately "something other than those 2" isn't an option here--we have a two-party system. Independents and third-party candidates sometimes win smaller elections, and Bernie Sanders continues to hold his senate seat as an independent, but in a presidential election those candidates still fail to hit 5%. Right now many states are working to implement a ranked choice voting scheme, and as such a system is implemented more widely, we'll see more third-party and more progressive candidates make their way into office. The "you've been conditioned" and "I see what you don't" shtick makes it clear you're too deep into whatever political hole you've dug yourself into. Now you're unable to honestly engage with others, because it makes you always assume anyone who doesn't hold your positions is brainwashed, and that you're always right.
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      Editing … Yeah, man. I'm always right. Not once in my entire adult life has my vote meant anything. No, wait, I lied! In brexit I voted the way of change. But every other vote has gone against me. There has been times where if I'd swallowed my pride and voted tactically then change would have happened, but only if everybody else did too! It must suck to have just a 2 party choice, over here we have unlimited choice. And the 4th choice sometimes gets incredible voting stats. I can't imagine being stuck with Trump or Kamala. That's not even a choice, that's a sentence. You guys need to open up the voting, start thinking further afield. They have you by the balls if you don't, they can do whatever they want because come voting you're a democrat no matter what.
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