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    Why is the pocket sized paperback version of books no longer a thing? I pick them up secondhand all the time because they're so convenient. They're light, they're flexible, and I can fit them in a quart sized ziploc to waterproof them when I take them into the wilderness. They look nice and uniform on a shelf next to the rest of my media. They're perfect, I don't understand people's obsession with hardcovers.
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      Editing … it's cuz people wanna take hardcovers into the wilderness to beat back predators with
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      Editing … But there's plenty of logs and rocks lying about that would be better bludgeons that you wouldn't have to carry in.
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      Editing … An intellectual does not revert to the practice of cavemen. Books are what separate us from the apes. How else are we to flex our status as the superior primate?
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      Editing … In my neck of the woods I'm the only primate in the wilderness, I suppose I might think differently if I was traveling through the jungles with gorillas and apes. I will be sure to switch to hardcovers then.
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      Editing … You never know when the ape uprising will begin. We must always be prepared to assert dominance and prevent the Planet of the Apes.
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      Editing … "Get your filthy hands off me you damn dirty ape!" Followed by a whack with my hardcover copy of 50 Shades of Grey.
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