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  • 1 month ago
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    Near the end of the game, I did a rage quit. I didn't think anyone could make first-person puzzles that could give me such a hard migraine. They gave me simple tools with lasers and blocks and whatnot. And then the hard optional sections just pissed me off by making the lasers zig zag too much.

    So uh, yeah. Might take me another year or two for me to beat this. Sigh...
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Reminds me of that puzzle in Fallout 4 where you go inside Dimas memories and have to move all those fucking blocks. Worst part of any Fallout game ever.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Was it one of those dream/memory sequences where everything is floating in a void, and bridges and sets are built by objects quickly floating into place? I find that to be a pretty tacky video game trope.
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    • DJ_JJSlider
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      Editing … I mean, there are three possible solutions, but there's also way too many switches and lasers to manage. So technically I could follow the video walkthrough, but this puzzle is still a load of bull. So the true ending is impossible unless anyone uses a walkthrough. Sorry. Lol. https://youtu.be/Mx0QFMCQH0U?si=8Yh8Awd2S0BQScEm
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    • DJ_JJSlider
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      Editing … Also, technically the game is probably a void. Think about it. The main character is (supposedly) a robot stuck in the Matrix. It's the freaking Matrix. And there's some omnipresent voice who calls himself Elohim. And that master computer jackass is probably there to troll people because they have no humanity. I mean, yeah, we blew ourselves up. Thanks, Captain Obvious. (asshole...)
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    • DJ_JJSlider
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      Editing … And just for reference, I watched the ending. Good conclusion, but it still pissed me off. Thanks for the fun puzzle time, Elohim dude...thing...Now what the hell am I supposed to do? I'm just gonna be the Wild Robot, except with no friends or whatever? Great...so lonely...I hate the post-apocalypse world.
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    • DJ_JJSlider
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      Editing … I mean, I hate this game universe so much, but I can't hate it completely. Is this the freaking future, CroTeam? Thanks for getting me pissed off.
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  • 1 month ago
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    Was having fun with the puzzles in this game until I reached the Star puzzles. I guess I would have to collect all the stars for...reasons...in order to get the best ending. And good lord, I had to really think outside the box just get to solve the Dumb Dumb Mine puzzle.

    Like geez, first of all, there are no gate jammers to open the doors in the actual puzzle stage. So yeah, I thought it was impossible. Had to look up the solution on YouTube. It's pretty ridiculous.

    Even by Croteam standards, this is a bit of a dry, humorless game. Something that's supposed to trip me out about playing as a robot trying to become human. That's cool and all, but I need Serious Sam to pop in with a stupid joke. I mean, this is THE Croteam, man.
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  • 1 month ago
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    Had to fiddle with the settings so that this game wouldn't make me nauseous. Anyways, I like all the block-related puzzles. Reminds me of playing The Adventures of Lolo, except it's in 3D.

    Interesting cyberpunk environment that this game has going for it. I bet the main character is actually a human. The protagonist is probably just tripping out on ayahuasca. Seriously, those are just fake robot hands. Makes sense to me...I guess...
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  • 1 month ago
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    So I must've been asleep when this game came out. Boy, talk about a trippy puzzler. When I started playing it, I thought I was a human. But NOOOOO...Why are my hands robotic? Lol.

    Also, eff you, Elohim. I mean, the m***erf***er who just happened to call himself God. I bet this is all a part of the Matrix and I have to kill Mr. Smith.

    I'm so glad I can finally play this game on a PC. And holy cow, the effpus. I mean, FPS.
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  • 8 years ago
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    75% off on Steam right now, making it $10
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Feels like months go by between things on my Steam Wish List going on sale.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … Like all that wants to be cheap now is things I don't want or already have!
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … "How about a copy of Darksiders II? What, you already have it on two systems? How about a copy of Bastion? Limbo? Deadlight? Metro? What do you mean we're piling on those keys faster than you can give them away?"
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    • Sandvich
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      Editing … Talos Principle is pretty slick though, although I've bought better puzzle games for cheaper asking prices.
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  • 9 years ago
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    Kyle's playing this right now. It's pretty.
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  • 9 years ago
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    • Sir Larosenin
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      Editing … I've been waiting for that PS4 retail version since the game came out. I rarely buy game full price but this is an exception
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  • 11 years ago
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    Isn't this #The Witness (2014) with a new name? I thought it was. The short glimpsy trailer made it look like it.
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    • Filly Vanilli
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      Editing … Hard to tell. They look similar, but my Google-fu says that this is being made by Croteam, while The Witness is being made by Jonathan Blow and Thekla, Inc.
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    • WoodrowShigeru
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      Editing … Okay. Then I thought in err.
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    • Sir Larosenin
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      Editing … I think that The Witness'll be even more interesting than this one. Probably a good thing that Talos came out first
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