• 1 year ago
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    Translations for a profession can be weird, have seen "Bachelor of Laws" as translation for "Steuerfachangestellter" i am more of a "tax accountant" not a lawyer nor a bachelor in a tv show.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I guess you could call me a meat handler. Which could also be what you'd call a hooker. What's a meat handler in German? Please be something funny.
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      Editing … Not really found "Fleischbeschauer" as a translation which means "meat watcher" "Fleischbeschicker" is kinda "meat deliverer"...
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      Editing … I love it. Imma tell everybody I meat that I'm a fleishbeschicker
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  • 2 years ago
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    Feels weird now that most of my heavy duty software testing is over at the moment. I'm not used to this break time. Lol.
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      Editing … Time to play games! I suggest you play Football Manager 2023 and get Gareth Bale to win you the cup. I've sunk 196 hours in already in 2 weeks.
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  • 2 years ago
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    What is a job? A miserable little pile of secrets!

    ...No really, I got interviewed and hired in the span of two days. Well I mean, it's a contract-to-hire position for three months, but it's way more legit than my job at Revature...
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  • 2 years ago
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    ...Y'know what? I'd appreciate my employers more if they didn't just lay me off for no real reason. I was training in software development with a company. I was hoping to get contracted by someone else and then they just did a mass layoff because of their budget or something.

    At least I learned some more useful programming technology out of it, but that's not nice, yo. Oh well.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … That sucks. Hope you find something else soon.
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  • 4 years ago
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    I once got a job as a human cannonball. I got fired the same night .
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      Editing … I feel like training should've taken longer, do the Brits have an OSHA?
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … I've seen lesbian parents and I've seen gay parents. But I haven't really seen transparents.
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      Editing … Good Rukk, Are you sure you're not a dad because you have skills?
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      Editing … To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
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  • 4 years ago
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    I think I'd enjoy my government job more if I could actually communicate with my supervisors. Most of my conversations are through phone calls and messages. And they don't tell me about necessary assessments until the last minute. It's a mess.

    I mean, I passed the final assessment. But it's more like I called a dozen times to troubleshoot everything. That's all I have to say. Good night...
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  • 6 years ago
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    Here's a list of things that I did at work today:
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Here's a list of things I did at work today: This comment, lol
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I drove from Carlisle through the lake district to Lancaster then back to Hull. I saw some nice views.
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  • 6 years ago
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    Why is my dick so hard
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    • Helendloc
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      Editing … Because arousal has caused blood flow to your dick to increase
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … That or sleepyness. When I get really sleepy and start to laze around I generally get hard. It's a bit annoying.
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … That's weird... Whenever I'm tired, I get hard. Must be some kind of defense mechanism of my body to prevent me from falling asleep.
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      Editing … Update: damn crash was faster
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Faster AND harder
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … Let's have a swordfight and see who's hardest!
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … You dare challenge ME, Master Crash, the greatest and hardest swordsman of the Kingdom of Cum-a-lot?! I am the Highest ranking Swordsman of the Dick Knights! I'm days away to make my dream of becoming King Crash of the Kingdom of Cum-A-Lot and change it to something less stupid! And you are in my way... I shall defeat you, pretty boy!
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      Editing … Sorry, I've been reading too much manga
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  • 6 years ago
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    "When you're overqualified for the job" is a pretty accurate description of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjsNzffUGQ
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  • 6 years ago
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    I will have to share my office with my new second boss, starting next week (yes, I have two direct bosses, soon I' ll be everybody's bitch). And he's younger than me... I never get along with people my age or younger. JUST END ME!
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … No more Favslist at work hahaha
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    • MrZAP
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      Editing … Alternatively, you could get your boss hooked to favslist as well.
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … Oh hell no! I strictly seperate my online life from my real life! It would be terrible if somebody at work found out what I'm doing online!!
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … The perks of being weird as fuck in real life, is that I really don't give a fuck if people know how weird I am online.
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    • Silent Gamer
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      Editing … The trick is to just own your weirdness
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      Editing … But then I'm not a furry, so....
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