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    Because Pokemon Shield won't run I started playing this out of boredom.

    Is it just me. This game looks like utter shit. o.o The stages make my eyes bleed. Mario is such a horrendous character design. Who wants to play as this guy / whatever this thing is? Why are his clothes colored like that? It's like someone bled a ballpoint pen into his overalls. Everything is so oversaturated.

    The dialogue font is also abysmally illegible which is something that bothered me about the game even back when it first came out. (No seriously why did they choose that font.)

    It really makes me appreciate how much better the DS game looks. Back then I assumed the two games looked more of less similar but that's not true in the least. The DS game looked fantastic.

    I should try to put graphics aside and focus on the gameplay but this game is kinda dare I say it bad? It's not doing anything special. The level objectives are just weird, the first one has you throwing King Bobomb around, but you can't throw him off the stage even though he's allowed to do the same to you. Whut.
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      Editing … It's just you, but 64 DS does look better
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      Editing … I'm considering trying to beat it just to see if I can. I've done this with other games, and in some cases I end up liking the game as a result. It's actually what happened with Mario Odyssey.
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      Editing … The controls though. Ehhh. I was in the Thwomp level and kept falling off the bridges for some reason. One time I was walking too close to the ledge apparently because Mario suddenly started hanging off the side and I was like "no damn it! Climb up climb up!" and then I press the button to jump but it causes Mario to let go. x_x
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      Editing … You should try the PC version! Remember the iconic pre-rendered 3D Mario artworks from the N64? You have that as in-game graphics in the PC version.
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      Editing … I can't get along with 3D Mario games. The 2D games were so perfect and this game just isn't. It might have something to do with that god awful controller, but mostly I just think the gameplay isn't as good.
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      Editing … There should be a pc port of Mario 64 that resembles claymation.
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      Editing … They should do that!
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      Editing … I'm not gonna watch that
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      Editing … That is just straight-up nightmare fuel!
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      Editing … Now I wish I hadn't watched the video. I legit had a nightmare last night and it wasn't pretty. Sadly (or thankfully?) I have forgotten almost everything about it. I only know that it was unsettling and it involved a video game that always changes its style, just like in that AI video.
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      Editing … There were sewer zombies in my dream. Some anime fox girl really didn't understand how dangerous they were, she thought it would be okay to cut through the sewers, even with them down there. She died. The dream was more concerned with whether her friend would survive, and he got away by climbing back up the ladder they came down.
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      Editing … You're fucking weird
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      Editing … Having fun dreams all the time is a superpower
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      Editing … How do you even dream anything other than what is current in your life? All my dreams are related to this week, it's real things fresh in my mind that need attention or what I've done. I have random dreams very very rarely.
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      Editing … It's a rich imagination, love for storytelling, something like that.
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      Editing … Is that what you tell yourself or did a dream expert tell you? They're real you know. They were on breakfast TV the other month. Dream expert is a real job with money.
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      Editing … I can believe they call themselves experts
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      Editing … I often dream about acquiring Q-Taro The Ghost merchandise in real shops or supermarkets for some reason. I don't know why I'm dreaming that, but it's a reoccurring thing. I would much rather dream about having XXX with Q-Taro The Ghost!!!
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      Editing … I just dream about shit. Sometimes I meet you guys, sometimes I see work guys. I can always pinpoint the shit I remember to real life stuff.
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      Editing … Meeting us is still pretty zany, seeing as you've never met us irl.
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      Editing … Yeah but we've chatted for years. I know what most of you look like too, except Husky cos he's gay.
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      Editing … I might have a camera phobia. I don't let anyone take photos of me, and I'm really camera-conscious in public. I sure like using cameras though.
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      Editing … Yeah ugly people are usually like that.
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      Editing … I don't think I am. You're gonna make me self-conscious! We're gonna meet IRL, and you're gonna take that back.
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      Editing … You're probably better looking than I am, most people are. But that doesn't mean you're not ugly. You're just less ugly! :D
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