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    I was thinking of watching this. Although I don't really want to watch it. So I decided to watch the trailer to hopefully convince myself against seeing it.

    It's the fucking dog collar movie. THE DOG COLLAR MOVIE

    The commercial for this movie was playing all the time when it came out. Like a million times a day. Or maybe it just felt like that, on account of it being the most quintessentially "TV ad for a comedy movie" TV ad for a comedy to ever exist.

    Meet Dick. Dick works as a company man and everything was fine. But then everything was not fine. *cut to Jim Carrey in an office wearing a disheveled suit and a wastebin is on fire* "EVERYTHING IS NOT FINE!!!!" (Cut to dog getting zapped.) (Audience laughs hysterically. "dumbass dog got shocked, hurrrrrr")

    Now, in order to fill the runtime of this movie, Dick must do things he doesn't normally do, and is therefore inept at performing said tasks! Wife: "Dick what are you doing?!?!" Dick: "Sorry honey. I am so inept at this!!!" (Cut to a different clip of dog getting shocked)

    See the movie critics are calling "yeah Jim Carrey is in this one." The Huffington Posts raves "I got a few good chuckles I guess" Fun with Dick and Jane in theaters now go see it please. *clip of Jim Carrey zapping himself with shock collar* ("lmao, now the dumbass dog is him!!! This is so peak.") =P
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      Editing … I guess you could say it definitely has that "Rob schneider is a carrot" energy to it. =P
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