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    I had a dream a few days ago where I met Elon Musk while out one day, and we quickly became friends. He was a really anxious and awkward person, and he liked that I just treated him like a normal guy. We were just shopping, mostly for clothes. The stores had really tall shelves with all sorts of unsorted stuff on them. After exiting a store, a crowd of paparazzi swarmed Elon, so he held what seemed to be a totally impromptu press conference on a small wooden stage that just happened to be there. When one woman wouldn't leave him alone or stop taking photos after, I got her to back off. I don't remember what I said, but Elon Musk really liked that I didn't hold any regard for his celebrity status like the paparazzi did.

    The whole dream, including the press conference, was set in some sort of weird mall, which seemed to just serve the purpose of offering a vague, wide indoor space. I even lived in there.

    Elon and I discussed where to go next, and I told him I wouldn't be able to afford to cover my own expenses. I think we were talking about buying more expensive clothing, and travelling. He hadn't heard of the brand Dior, so I explained how they sell extremely overpriced $800 t-shirts with the logo splattered on them. I moved my hand in a diagonal across my chest, to represent where the logo would be, but he misunderstood and was like "I think it would be more diagonal, instead of vertical" and instead of explaining that's what I meant, I just said something like "yeah."

    A friend of mine met up with us, and I introduced the two and told Elon that he'd be our ride. I don't think Elon knew how to drive.

    Before leaving, I was going to show Elon where I lived. First I showed him the bathroom, which was a small room inside the mall, completely separate from the rest of my home. It wasn't embedded in a wall, but stuck out into the mall. It reminded me of a sloppily-placed new room in a Sims home. He started to run a bath, so I was like, oh okay, yeah, sure, we'll just wait outside if you wanna take a bath, and we'll leave after. Then I woke up.
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