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    Whelp, I guess Eminem was right about Diddy all along. I mean, he excluded all the context with the freak-offs, but he had the right idea with the lyrics.
    https://youtu.be/w15XJwqVFwQ?si=UNj0AxDzSchW3V9G&t=93
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      Editing … I'm sure all celebs have skeletons like this in their closet. Most of them are just better at hiding them.
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      Editing … And yeah, I'd really, really love to ignore all the reports about Diddy, but good lord. His mansion sounds like a heavily-guarded Dildos-R-Us store. Talk about Mo Money Mo Problems...
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      Editing … If it weren't disgusting and horrific, it would be hilarious. We should just lock up all celebs as a preventative measure.They are all cunts anyways back stage.
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      Editing … This is what money and power does to people
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      Editing … Yeah I don't believe you can continue on without being corrupted in at least some form.
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      Editing … I'll volunteer myself to have a go in the name of science
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      Editing … Sure but if you get corrupted it's off to the gallows with you. With great power comes great responsibility.
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      Editing … Fuck no, I'll grease some palms like all rich people do. It was in the news today that Muhamad Al Fayed who owned Harrods in London was raping his young female staff and none of the board or employees ever said anything. That's because he was a billionnaire and made it worth their while to keep quiet. But he's been a very naughty man. Imagine if Princess Diana hadn't being killed by the Queen and this was now in the Royal family! Oh wait, the royal family already has a sex pest that got away with it using his money and power.......
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      Editing … Why was the Harrods guy caught then?
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      Editing … Because he died and people have started to talk.
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      Editing … lol wut. He'll roast real good in hell in a special place for celebs next to Epstein and prince Andrew.
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      Editing … And hopefully I win the lottery and reserve my spot next to P Diddy :D I'm not even sure I'd get corrupted now, I think I'm at that age where I am what I am now and that's it. I'd just have a bigger house hidden away with no neighbours and a holiday home in Tenerife. And maybe a bigger car just because I could, I don't want a bigger car, but hey, why not if I'm loaded right? The only thing I want to win the lottery for is so I don't have to go to work and to live without ever worrying about money. I don't want no drugs and young girls, I've got too many women in my life already I can't cope with more. And I hate teenagers now, they're so fucking annoying and childish. I could never be a rich sugar daddy because I'd want to leave the first time they opened their mouth or started watching tiktok or something. Yeah I'd get shitface drunk on Champagne and expensive whiskey for 2 weeks straight after winning but then I'd just drop back into the same old nod. I'd be back playing Football Manager on my new £10k PC with fancy flashing lights and whatever else they have. Water cooling and that.
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      Editing … "I'm not even sure I'd get corrupted now" That'll be your downfall. You underestimate the power of power and money. You're thinking only about small numbers like a few million. Especially with this level of inflation. That does not buy you power. You need to have at least billions. Then there are a lot op options like buying politics, buying islands or small countries. Then after all the nice things you treat yourself to, the things that make you happy suddenly don't do it for anymore and all your old friends look at you differently and you don't trust them anymore. Claire will say you changed and she will leave you and take Iz. Having power to shape society into the shape you want feels so good and you have to forget the divorce in some way. Then you need to up the stakes again. Hunt some children for shits giggles. Nobody will miss them anyway, they are gen z. Then your new rich buddies pressure you into sex with a dolphin and they take a picture of it. Then the picture will make sure you don't rat them out and help them when they need you. You like your new friends. They get you and they think big like you. Not like your OLD friends. The old nod that liked FF7 is gone. New nod buys Squarenix and makes them remake FF7 AGAIN but now it will be his own wet VR dream that nobody else gets to play. It's the best game ever but nobody else is allowed to play it. He alone is playing with power.
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      Editing … Tell me more about the dolphin sex....
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      Editing … That's something for me to know and you to find out.
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      Editing … Dammit, I was hoping that link was dolphin porn
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      Editing … Wait, now I'm convinced that dolphin porn WILL be a real thing. I'm scared to google it though because knowing my luck I'll get ran over by a bus before I delete my search history and everybody will remember me as the guy who watched dolphin porn
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      Editing … AI will give us all the dolphin porn we could ever want.
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      Editing … All hail our AI God!!
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      Editing … The world is a very scary place. I'm worried about most of you
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      Editing … DON'T CLICK THAT LINK btw
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      Editing … Dolphins are horny bastards. I saw a video of a dolphin going up to his trainer to hump her. He jumped onto her platform and everything and executed his assault. Like how dogs ride your leg. The dolphin looked very happy.
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      Editing … I saw a Youtube about it actually. Some science experiment, some woman had dolphin sex. I'm sure it was thoughty2, gimme a min....
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      Editing … Very appropriate title
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      Editing … So it happens all the time! Dolphins grow attached to their instructors and they hump them. Poor poor peter the dolphin. He was in love. D-:
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