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    The greatest country ever. If it wasn't for us most of you wouldn't even have an independence day to celebrate.
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      Editing … Funny you should say that, I just rewatched Independence Day, now that I have more of an appreciation for disaster flicks. Great movie.
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      Editing … Great film. I think I'm due another watch it's been a few years.
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      Editing … If history had only been slightly different you'd be celebrating independence day from the Netherlands and we'd all be speaking Dutch right now. Just one vote made the difference. I'm glad the Dutch gave up new york for Suriname though. Hollywood movies suck as is, but I can't even think of how horrible they'd be if they were Dutch.
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      Editing … If America spoke Dutch, then Britain would be rightfully recognized as an irrelevant backwater. In this timeline they've been advantaged, since America's been exporting their language to the rest of the world.
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      Editing … If America spoke Dutch we'd have destroyed you. It's only because America was founded with strong British folk that we lost. We lost a war to ourselves. If it was the Dutch we'd have been home in time for tea.
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      Editing … "strong British folk" doesn't make any sense, you're notoriously the sissiest nation on the planet
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      Editing … Pffffft the UK could outdrink the US despite having 10x less population. We're 10 times harder than you pussies. There's a reason we had the biggest empire ever and owned nearly the whole of Earth.
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      Editing … That's because you guys are also notoriously the cruelest nation on Earth, to compensate for being such infamous pansies
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      Editing … Bringing civilisation to savages isn't cruel, its kind.
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      Editing … Why do Brits so strongly boast of this delusion that their barbarian society is in the slightest way civilized? They've famously made a particularly big mess of each of their colonization efforts, and are probably the second most common villain in world cinema, after the Nazis.
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      Editing … I get that you're all still angry at your old masters. But you need to just get over it, we've allowed you freedom now to try raise yourself to being our equal.
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      Editing … You guys live in a strange dream.
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      Editing … A happy dream knowing we elevated the rest of the world to a better standard.
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      Editing … The world elevated itself by dismantling the barbarian colonies of the British. It's not healthy for you guys to live so separated from reality, but maybe it's for the best that you guys continue isolating yourself from the real world.
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      Editing … Talking of dismantling barbarians, I hear Russia and North Korea are teaming up and gonna do us all a favour soon.
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      Editing … Well that escalated quickly. XD
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      Editing … It's true the Brits were a force to be reckoned with in that time. It's only fitting that America has become the most war like nation on the planet for quite some time now. It's the British blood.
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      Editing … Yeah, they have it in their genes.
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      Editing … But it's you who gave them! All the wars are your fault!
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      Editing … No, that's the past. We have ascended beyond that shit. It's our job now to be a people others look up to and emulate. Yanks just refuse to get better for some reason. They could be ex-assholes like us if they really tried to change for the good.
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      Editing … The Dutch had colonies here. The French and the Spaniards too. Don't remove yourself from our gene pool :p
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      Editing … In all seriousness, do Brits actually believe the people of any nation look up to them? With all seriousness, that's hilarious (:
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      Editing … Absolutely we do. The pygmies of papua new guinea for example.
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      Editing … No, you get me wrong. the Brits are responsible for the war blood. Americans also have other blood, but it's the British blood that is the most dangerous. The Dutch blood just makes you want to have a lot of money and exploit nations. The British blood though is out for conquest and domination.
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      Editing … Hmm... I'm not sure how much Dutch or British I've got in me, but I do lust to exploit and conquer.
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      Editing … I do lot's of lusting. I'm lusting right now.
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      Editing … I hope you only let those violent urges out in video games. It's not nice to exploit and conquer even though you get lots of money, respect, fame and bitches. Even if it makes your life very nice and comfy. It's not nice for other people. Maybe it could help to dilute your blood with plasma. Then maybe the urges won't take so much hold over you. Stay strong! I'm here for you if you need exploitation advice. :-)
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      Editing … I think most Brits right now are dreaming of conquering Denmark. It's good to be a man with these urges, competition breeds even stronger men. Imma lust and conquer hard today.
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      Editing … Klem, how do I exploit a weak island nation (Britain)?
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      Editing … If you were a real man you'd already know.
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      Editing … No, a strong man knows that it's always good to gather more information and other opinions than his own. From that pool of data he draws his own theory of exploitation. Husky is a natural already. I don't think I have anything to teach him then but maybe, if you take the weakness of the nation into account as well as that is is an island, you could go for their export and import. Make sure they can only get the outside things they crave from you and only you. Also make sure other nations are unwilling to trade with them by undercutting them. Make them dependent. Only sell them enough crumpet ingredients for them to not revolt.
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      Editing … Pfffft what does the US have that we want? Beans? Toast? Tea? We have supplies from other colonies.
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      Editing … More importantly, why would we bother exploiting a backwater with nothing to offer anyone?
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      Editing … Even though a colony might not seem that lucrative, there is always value to be found. Exploit them for labor for example. Let them sew nikes for 5 cents a shoe.
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      Editing … "Pfffft what does the US have that we want? Beans? Toast? Tea? We have supplies from other colonies." how about oil: https://www.statista.com/statistics/381963/crude-oil-and-natural-gas-import-origin-countries-to-united-kingdom-uk/
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      Editing … We don't need oil. Britain runs on beans and toast and Carling lager.
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      Editing … Then why do you import it in such vast quantities?
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      Editing … We sell it on to Holland at a profit.
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      Editing … Are you sure you aren't being double-exploited? They're probably tricking you into selling it at a huge loss.
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      Editing … I'm always up to be doubly exploited by some young US girls
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      Editing … "We sell it on to Holland at a profit" That's smart. Prices here are about the highest in Europe I think.
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      Editing … What about triple exploitation?
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      Editing … A threesome sounds cool, sign me up.
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      Editing … What about a nice gang bang with young American men?
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      Editing … Whatever floats your boat
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      Editing … No this is about your floating boat!
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      Editing … Talking of boats we should go back to 1940 and mine the English channel again.
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      Editing … Let's go on conquest again! We can fight each other at sea with big boats and cannons.
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      Editing … We can be like pirates. This is fun
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      Editing … I miss Pirates of the Caribbean
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      Editing … But it has to be under our respective flags and under the crown. It'll be like old times.
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      Editing … Now I want to play Civilization or some other similar game
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      Editing … Every 6 days a country on Earth celebrates independence from Britain. No other nation on Earth brings this much joy to the world.
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      Editing … Truly something to be proud of.
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