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    ...So I was going to ignore this guy forever, until I heard the explicit version of "You're Beautiful." Like, wtf? Hell yeah, you were f---ing high! Lol.

    I mean, with that in context, I guess he could be "flying high" in the clean version. I mean, he could've said he was smoking blunts, but no, he has to go all the way. Yeh, sing that f---. Hell yeah, boy.
    https://youtu.be/J3SD2-XDGoQ?feature=shared
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      Editing … I wanna become a pop singer so I can come up with funny lyrics for the radio versions of my songs
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      Editing … I blame HIVEMIND for introducing me to some of the worst songs that I'd never heard of or forgotten about. Lol. https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxNVlsQ5UMJNXIVBgIfEoQes9VYOSEPhpB?si=_tJrG8_8iAb5Fm_B
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      Editing … The guy is hilarious on twitter.
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      Editing … I remember hearing the uncensored version on radio first and then I saw the pg version on tv and for the longest time I thought I just had a vulgar mind and that I just wanted to hear him say he was fucking high. BUT I WASN'T THE CRAZY ONE! The crazy one was the guy singing a creepy stalker song on an icecap in his underwear.
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      Editing … I'm pretty sure that James Blunt wrote this song for second listens. He's like, "Yeah, I sang that I was flying high, but guess what? That's not what I really sang in the uncut version." And then he just laughs at his victims and flips the bird or something. Yeah thanks, you ass. Lol.
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      Editing … Did you know he was the first UK soldier to enter the war? I'm not sure which war, maybe Yugoslavia. But he drove his tank across and was the first Brit to invade another country in years. It was a proud moment for us.
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      Editing … I guess Brits would be proud to invade another country. You must be proud of Yemen too. :-P
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      Editing … It's in our genes, we can't help it.
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      Editing … For England! For the Queen! For the empire!
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      Editing … We need a final solution for this English problem
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      Editing … You are English Husky. Your relatives just sailed abroad on a ship a few hundred years ago. We're basically the same person.
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      Editing … I'm not sure my American heritage goes back before 1900. Hard to know exactly, you go back that far and there are a lot of branches in the family tree, but that's about when my Ukrainian... great-great-grandfather and grandmother? arrived. My dad's side, which I think was fully Irish, was a little more recent I think (especially if they were still fully Irish). I'm pretty sure my grandpa had English heritage, but apparently my grandmother thought that maybe my mom came after she cheated with this native American guy. I've heard the British just loathe that Americans have so many cultural roots, while all they have to look back on is a rich history of incest.
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      Editing … I'd take a DNA test, but I don't want a company holding onto that data.
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      Editing … No, we British don't hate Americans. We hate the lower dregs of america that are on Facebook. The ones that will argue that Lynyrd skynrd sold more albums than the rolling stones despite facts. Some Americans are so 100% american they will not see anything else but themselves and thne go around quoting freedom and shit. That's the dumbassery we don't like. Don't get me wrong, I think Lynyrd Skynrd are amazing, but I'm not going to shoot somebody that disagrees. I think personally there is an education level problem in America where the lowest don't even come close and the best are as good as Europe at least. But the gap is huge.
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      Editing … I'd like to take a DNA test too. I'll do it if you do it.
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      Editing … When the education of each US state is compared to the rest of the world, Massachusetts seems to pretty consistently place in the global top 5. It's nice to live in one of the better parts of America. Freedom is nice.
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      Editing … Europe has freedom too though, it's not just an American thing that some people think it is.
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      Editing … Long story short. I hate the dregs of America. I like you guys.
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      Editing … You know, even though you're a Brit... I like you too.
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      Editing … So you have Ukrainian and Irish heritage? Claire has one Irish grandparent and one Italian grandparent, we can go live in Europe because of her passport whilst other brits can't since we left the EU. My brother meanwhile is sleeping in his car because Spain kicked him out lmao. I've traced my family back to the 1700s and can't find a sniff of anything but English, not even any Scottish. It's probably why I'm so short, my family have been inbreeding on this little island for centuries :D
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      Editing … "I've heard the British just loathe that Americans have so many cultural roots" I don't think I have ever known anyone who is jealous of that. That's also not so much cultural roots. It's more like diverse genetic information. Which is nothing to be proud or ashamed of. You were just born that way. I don't think anyone really loathes you for that. In Europe we don't hate Americans, we think you are funny. We just hate your government. So unless you are genetically related to the government I think you are fine or something.
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      Editing … You know, I'm actually secretly a bit jealous of people who have their roots firmly planted in a single location. Since I am half English and half Dutch I don't feel like I can fully feel part of either culture. It would be nice to really have a family history that goes back generations where everyone in the family was farming the same plot of land or something and doing the same traditions. It would be nice to have an actual coherent family history. Not just: "your great great grandmother once fucked some Hungarian dude and then that child went to Scotland to fuck someone there."
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      Editing … Klem, you're (half) Dutch, Brits don't talk to you as much about how jealous they are of Americans not being born from incest. Since Brits love talking about Americans, it's just one of those things they've clung to. My aunt loves tracing my family tree, I should ask her how far back it goes.
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      Editing … Yeah, ask her Husky because I'm interested now, I wanna know.
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      Editing … The next time I'm on Facebook and I see some typical yank post I will screen grab it and post it for you so you understand what I mean about hating the uneducated yanks. I'm quite sure that you will hate them as much as I do if not more.
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      Editing … Typical Brit posts are "RAAGH AMERICA GRRR MUM I WANT BEANS ON A WATER SANDWICH"
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      Editing … Isabella is having sketti on toast for tea
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      Editing … We don't say mum though, we say mam.
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      Editing … Do you say "me mam made me beans on toast"
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      Editing … That is so perfect I don't think you even realise how good it is. In my accent that is spot on.
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      Editing … "me mam" lolwut xD
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      Editing … Me mam is what I say every day
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      Editing … No you don't. I can't.
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