• NodleyJoke
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    I taught Iz a few jokes this week. I have a video of her doing the ancient vicious circle grrrr joke lol. When I picked her up from school on Friday the slide had a tyre on it so I said hey, go tell your teacher the slide is tired! She isn't great at undertanding humour yet so I stripped it back. I said what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. I tried what do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. She didn't really get it so we talked and she was saying something about a cow, so I thought a bit and said: What happens to a cow with no legs? Nothing he can't MOO've. And I think she's got the concept of jokes now. The simple dad jokes are always the best though ;)
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      Editing … I got told off for my terrible dad jokes last weekend too but I don't care, I aint stopping.
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      Editing … Maybe she's just got higher standards.
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      Editing … How dare you! My dad jokes are so awesome that Claire once rolled her eyes.
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      Editing … And just now I got booted from another Facebook 1980s1990s group for making the most ancient gay joke in history. It's hard to take it from a man too :(
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      Editing … That's not a joke, I realy did get booted.
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      Editing … Good I was worried when you'd get banned again. What was the joke?
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      Editing … Some guy said something about being hard on himself, I can't remember exactly now but it was pure 8 year old humour :D
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      Editing … The best type of humour.
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      Editing … Do you guys remember primary school in the 80s? Calling somebody gay was THE insult lol. Do you want to play tig? No you're gay.
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      Editing … Indeed one dude in my primary school class behaved kind of gay (~10 year olds think), was treated like an alien, never saw him again after 4th grade. Saying gay or lesbian were kind of tabu even...
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      Editing … It was probably because of all the AIDS stuff back in the 80s. "Ew you're gay you've got AIDS" behehe. AIDS = Arse injected death syndrome. I mis being a kid, it was fun.
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      Editing … On the 2000s internet everything was gay.
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      Editing … Trends keep coming round. We're due another gay season soon.
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      Editing … Well... I do see many, many, many gay flags around here so I guess it's all pretty gay again.
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