• DJ_JJSlider wrote his opinion about Star Wars Anthology (2018)
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    ...He made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I watched him do it. And I have no idea whether any space pilot would figure out what the hell Han is talking about. Oh well. Star Wars fans will love every second of it. And the ending with Woody Harrelson will probably make the fans crack up. Who shot first? Han or...whatever.

    Director Ron Howard would probably say that Han shot first. If anything, this movie proves Ron's total nerdiness.
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      Editing … Tell me more!! I see it Tuesday and I can't wait. Spoilers don't bother me in the slightest.
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      Editing … Well...I didn't think I'd like it as much as I did. I actually hated parts of Rogue One. So, I was kind of surprised how quickly Han Solo changed his career path. From an orphan slave to a disgruntled soldier for the Empire...to mercenary...and stuff. The actors pulled it off very seamlessly. And Ron Howard covered a lot of Han's backstory, from finding Chewbacca to snatching the Millennium Falcon from Lando.
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      Editing … OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
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      Editing … Keep talking dirty I'm about to cum
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      Editing … I really enjoyed it. And watching Solo was really like watching a new Harrison Ford action movie. There were times when I thought Ron Howard was having too much fun with double-crossing and triple-crossing negotiations. It was fine with me, though. It's freaking Han, so these situations are natural for me.
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      Editing … The only character that sort of bothered me was Han's love interest. I don't think that girl ever made an appearance in any other Star Wars movie. I could be wrong, though. Either way, I could kind of see how Han could fall for Leia. Total lady killer.
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      Editing … Well, I can safely conclude that Qi'ra was carrying Han's mythical golden dice from A New Hope. And I didn't know that these movie director geeks were trying their best to keep the dice that no one else paid attention to. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Qi%27ra
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