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    Oh my god, I fucking love banter!

    I wish you weren't all pussies and were man enough to banter with me without crying.
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … I know a lof of pussies, like YER MUMS
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      Editing … Oi, ya brit waker, Im fukin yer mum rait in 'er cunt. Bloody Hell, she luvs me cock so much, ya waker
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I know some pussies too, like your sisters
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Is it to racist if I jast post laik dis from now on yah wankers?
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      Editing … I only ave one sis ya wanker
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Only to Londoners and they're all pussies too
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … fuken waker, bloody Hell
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Shurrup speccy 4 eyes, you can't mock a Yorkshireman with a London accent. It's proper weak banter. Dis my pudding instead
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Yer all wanker brits, ya Londoner wanker. Bloody hell, bollocks to ye
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … When your mate's banter is so shit you're not even sure you want to be mates anymore.....
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … Nodley Green more like "No, you're stupid"
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      Editing … Is Master Crash Brazilian for "shit banter"?
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      Editing … No, you're stupi
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      Editing … d.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … It's true, only Brits can banter
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    • Sudertum
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      Editing … ...i bet due decades of training doing such over the EU...
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      Editing … It's superior genes.
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      Editing … really? Thought it is a mood thingy caused from typical british weather! I was so wrong...
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Speaking of the EU, do you know why the British hate the French so much? Back when the EU started, bear in mind it wasn't so long after the war, the French voted to not let Britain join. Seriously, everything we did for the French since 1914 over two world wars and they fucked us over, or tried to. My grandparents hated the French more than the Germans. War is war, but snakey backstabbing is so much worse.
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      Editing … So it happened actually only read about in a sentence. Germany knows the bitter taste of backstabbing well, remember which ally Italy was before World War I? These assholes have Südtirol/ en. Southtyrol now, faking claims on Versailles inventing italian names for areas which had never been italian (and still are not)!
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      Editing … They weren't going to let you join?! Lmao they'd be Germany's bitch without you guys XD
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    • Sudertum
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      Editing … France a bitch of Germany? More of a domina likely centuries before, encouraging and causing conflicts among german states constantly and at end taking a (german) territory as wage for beeing a "mediator" of peace.
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