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    it just occurred to me that I called a baby a cunt on a plane yesterday
    and requested that somebody choke it out
    and called it a fucking monster of an infant
    and I'm pretty certain it actually had cancer
    good fucking riddance
    I'd say that babies shouldn't be allowed in business class, but I really don't want others to be punished with fucking babies just because they can't afford out of coach
    seriously just put all babies in a soundproof room at the back. That's like, the safest place, right? So it's a good thing for everyone.
    I made sure the parents and everyone around me could hear my unrelenting criticism btw, I was practically shouting, and they were one seat behind me, and one or two to the right.
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      Editing … direct quote: "what fucking monster of an infant can throw so many fits in just twelve hours"
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      Editing … The baby definitely had cancer, either that or it was incredibly sickly and had very patchy hair and a fucked up facial structure. I don't apologize for feeling very pleased by this.
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      Editing … this or just your anger from smashed phone...
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      Editing … oh I barely even use the phone, they limit multitasking far too much, I'd rather be on a proper computer. I don't even pay for service for my phone (and that was days before the flight anyhow)
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      Editing … Similar to me, aside of alarm clock and whatsapp barely use it overall as it can not replace my (desktop) pc.
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      Editing … It gives me great pleasure to see how evil you truly are, hüski
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      Editing … If there's one thing I hate worse than crying kids is asshats who proclaim their opinions loudly for all to hear. No, I don't agree with you, and even if I did, I'm not hear to join a posse. Keep your bemoaning ass shut on my flight!
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      Editing … The point was to piss off the parents for raising such a cunt.
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      Editing … I guess someone should piss off your parents
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      Editing … it's only fair I guess
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      Editing … I bet you do it a lot already, or is it only disapointment?
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      Editing … she might be disappointed by my lack of communication
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      Editing … I imagine. "Husky, what do you want for dinner?" "I want to play Prey 2, mom!"
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      Editing … "Do you know who I saw yesterday?" "Was it Prey 2? I BET IT FUCKING WASN'T YOU WORTHLESS NOT-PREY-2-PROGRAMING MOM!"
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      Editing … "It was your father, who left because you kept sobbing about that weird shit."
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      Editing … me irl
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