I wanna review this but apparently this movie hasn't came out yet, I ain't googling shit now either so I'm going to review the tit(ty)le.
The title of this movie is THE batman, which automatically makes you think that there's only 1 batman, THE batman. That's a lie, as far as I can tell there's like 7 or 8 batmans. There's Tim Burton, he's a good batman. There's American Psycho, he's a good batman, There's Gone Girl, he's a goo batman, that was not a typo. There's Keanu Reeves, he's a the best batman. There's 30 Seconds to Mars, he's a good bathman, that was not a tipo, that was a typo.
There's adult Robin. Also, there's that guy I called when I found a bat in my toilet.
Actually that one was the best batman.
Fuck Keanu Reeves.