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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbfgFyfHSMU

    I have a terrible secret.
    So, every time I go to the dentist, they compliment my brushing, my flossing, I don't get cavities, I care about my oral health. My gums and teeth are always clean and healthy.
    But I brush my teeth maybe four times a year, and I don't floss regularly either.
    "The fuck is wrong with you"
    I use an alternative product to directly remove plaque. They're essentially dental toothpicks, "Stim-U-Dents." I seem to have an oral fixation habit, so at home there's usually one just idly sticking out of my mouth, and so I'm pretty much 24/7 subtlely watching my oral hygiene. Hey, the dentist doesn't know the difference.

    Also my doctor has suggested not taking fluoride due to a history of reactions, so that's not in play at all either.
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      Editing … I'll have to try those.
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      Editing … Also when I read this I pictured the product placement scene in Wayne's World.
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      Editing … Brushing tastes pretty nasty when you don't use toothpaste.
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      Editing … First hearing about stim u dents. I'll have to check em out.
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      Editing … inb4 I singlehandedly turn Stim-U-Dents into a household name
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      Editing … if my dentist thinks I've been brushing and flossing excellently, then tbh Stim-U-Dents are all anyone ever needs. But I mean, depending how often you use them, it's probably pricier than brushing and flossing. Haven't really cared tho
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