Football Fever

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    The finale is so stressful! :O
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    France VS Portugal now. Interesting coming finale. :P
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    WALES WINS BELGIUM

    WALES ICELAND FINAL, BOOK IT!

    FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME LADS!

    WELL MAYBE A BIT LEFT FROM HOME BUT STILL!
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    The Spain team is playing an exemplary game against the Turkey team. Great football match.
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      Editing … Meanwhile, Croatian hooligans will most likely kick their national team out of the championship. Which was their plan all along...
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    1-1 Portugal-Iceland! Interesting game. :)
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      Editing … interesting if your Iceland. Terrible if your Portugal.
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    My favorite club is playing against Zenit for the UCL in less than an hour. Without one full back #S.L Benfica has to put a defensive midfielder in the defence, which scares the shit out of me. It's the most sensical decision though, so this game can go either way really.

    BORA BENFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICA!!
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    Barcelona is literally an anime

    Messi is the hero of the story, overcoming almost impossible odds (growth hormone dysfunction) and joining a huge club as a nobody, slowly growing to a young prodigy under the weird master Ronaldinho, who later falls out of grace. Cristiano Ronaldo is obviously the anime villain, handsome, muscular arrogant guy who wants everyone to hail him as the greatest ever and plays for the rival team. On the way to stardom Messi marries the love of his youth. Slowly the team that chose him starts to win. They win more and more, and Messi is their biggest hero. Lovable sidecharacters like Xavi the tikitaka-autist, Pique the hothead and Iniesta the loving captain. Enter current era, a former bad guy named Suarez joins Messi's team, known for his horrible temper and multiple (multiple!) biting incidents. Playing with Messi, he and Neymar, the vain primadonna forget their pride and temper, and become friends playing the best football ever seen, fueled only by the power of friendship. In the meantime Ronaldo's team consist of mercenaries who are rather loveable (Modric, Bale and Marcelo for example)

    How the fuck is this happening?
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      Editing … Wait, you forgot the bit where they all avoided taxes and may go to jail.
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    • Not Important
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      Editing … There were a lot of things I didn't include. Also only tax evasions that is unsettled right now is Neymar. And that doesn't take away from the fact they they are the best and most dominant team ever.
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      Editing … This is almost as good as your Leicester are a crazy underdog story post. Wish I saw football the way you do mate.
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      Editing … So much bias in that post, and so much shit left out just so that they can look good. I know it's your opinion dude, and I respect it. On contrary to most people, i'm kind of wishing that this Ronaldo-Messi era ends...
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      Editing … Ulty I was obviously making it shorter and excluded a lot of shit to make it more of an anime. But you can't deny that Messi is straight anime tier. Ugly midget who marries the low of his life and is the most loved/best football player of his time.
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      Editing … I was wondering how badly Ulty'd react to this :p
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      Editing … He might be the most loved footballer of his time, but the best? No. I'm sorry, but just...no.
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      Editing … I agree about wanting this era of football to end, it's too predictable and it's way too based on which clubs can afford the biggest transfer fees/wages. Next season things'll be different, watch out Champion's League Leicester are coming! :D
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      Editing … Messi is easily the best player of his time Ulty.
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      Editing … Hey, Not Important! What's wrong with being an ugly midget? Take that back this instant!
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    I gotta say, for the first time in my life I actually feel like hopping on a bandwagon. The Leicester story is just so great to see unravel. It's straight from an anime or a manga or something.

    Team consists of a hidden superstar who appeared out of nowhere, his Algerian friend/goal scoring rival, a goalkeeper trying to step out of his legendary fathers shadow, and old captain who never was able to capture the glory in his youth, a bunch of free transfers and rookies the bigger teams passed on, a giant German guy, a Japanese star who joins a bit later, and some names Stan Lee himself would be proud to come up with like Danny Drinkwater (Jesus Christ, Danny Drinkwater)

    "The Leicester Foxes are at the bottom of the ladder and with a look of despair on their faces, but somehow they find The Fire to hang on by the skin of their teeth and manage to stay in the premier league. Old player from the 70s comes out of nowhere with a training personality straight from little league in the States ("Win and I will buy you pizza").
    Queue a training montage in the summer, and come back, beating smaller teams until one of the legendary "Four Big Bads" absolutely destroys you (Arsenal performing their duty). Pick up the pieces and start fighting again, draws against big teams turn to wins in rematches. The poetic moment when Vardy broke RVN's record against Ruud's team who was doing their best trying to stop him from breaking it. Having defeated two of the Four Big Bads in Man City and Chelsea (Though Chelsea are coming back as MetalChelsea to try and get some revenge later), they now need to conquer the most decorated of the Bads, Man United and the biggest enemy and their former humiliator, Arsenal"

    The Foxes are starting to believe in the unbelievable, but 13 games still to go means there's plenty of twists in the tail of this Underdog potentially left to go.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CCaUyWzPnc

    I love how any video about football/soccer has the comments full of people butthurt that the USA says soccer.
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      Editing … It's more confusing than anything else. Even though football was already a thing you lot invented your own game (well, it's a bit of a Rugby rip off but still....) that barely involves using your feet and called that football and renamed the game mainly involving feet where the football name actually makes sense.
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      Editing … And don't get me started on your "World" Series :p
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      Editing … I just don't get why it enrages so many Euro's (Brits especially) that we call the sport by a different name (a name invented by the Brits i might add) get over it already. What makes me laugh is all the people that were butthurt in the comments must have not realized that the video was making fun of Americans.
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      Editing … Though i think the name world series is funny too. Their are not many countries that could beat the USA in baseball. The Dominican Republic and Cuba are probably the only countries that could beat us. Maybe Japan but i don't think they would have as many Ace pitchers as the USA or Dominicans. And before you point to the Olympics many Americans and Dominicans don't enter because the MLB is more important to them so your not getting the best of the best.
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      Editing … Yeah, as far I know it's a weird contraction of association Football that used to be a posh nickname for the sport then caught on again in the states. As I say I'm not enraged, I'm just bemused at how illogical renaming the sport involving feet (or latching onto an old unused name if you prefer) so you can use the football name for a sport mainly involving hands is. Admit it Ara, it just doesn't make sense ;)
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      Editing … American football should really be called handegg, it makes more sense.
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    • Aramonde
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      Editing … I know you're not mad about it but every video/story i see about USA Soccer will have many butthurt Euro's in the comments. Does Association Football make more sense? yes, but at this point its never going to change. NFL football is ingrained in American culture and is by far the most popular sport. The name Soccer isn't going away. And i've heard the handegg before, you guys must have some pointy eggs if they look like NFL footballs :P
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