• 3 months ago
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    I'm getting really good at this. I minced a brisket today and used my new burger press to make the perfect burgers. I even threw a nob of butter on the griddle and lightly toasted the bread buns in it.

    I am the burger king, I should sue them for stealing my name.
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  • 1 year ago
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    I have this thing about burgers now. My mate owns grillaburger in Hull. Before him another mate(my best mate in the whole world) had a gourmet burger place. But they all do it wrong! It's not all about size! What good is a burger if you can't pick it up in your hand and eat it? So you stacked 4 beef patties and put onion rings on top and loaded it with pulled pork? WOW! Masterchef. I get why they do it, today everybody is a greedy fat cunt that demands massive. But it's just not enjoyable. I hate picking my burger apart to eat it, it makes a fucking mess and you may as well just buy a seperate dish of pulled pork on onion rings or something.

    A burger should be 1 or 2 patties maximum. It may have extras on such as pulled pork or chilli but only enough to add some taste, it should not be a large percentage of the burger. A burger hould be able to be picked up and bitten into and eaten with ease, no fucking struggling, that's what sides are for, get your shit on the side if you want it.

    P.S. I want it. Just on the side.
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    • Explojin
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      Explojin
      Editing … 100% agreed, gourmet burgers that are just a fuckin sloppy mess suck. Some of the best burgers I've had were at Bobby's Burger Palace, ran by that celeb chef Bobby Flay. Unfortunately most of them closed.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I got a double cheeseburger tonight and it was good. No extras piled on top, just a minced beef sandwich with cheese. I picked it up to consume with ease. I did get cheesy chips as a side though.
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  • 1 year ago
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    Tonight we ordered from the restaurant in Hull that has been voted the best burger in Britain. It cost me £31.50 for 2x burger and chips. To be fair the burger was probably the best I've ever eaten but I still think that's a lot of money for any takeaway burger, no matter how good.
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  • 1 year ago
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    We went to a foodhall and I handed Claire my bank card, I said get me a cheeseburger and get yourself whatever you like. I was sat there playing with Isabella and my phone pinged, it was my bank. "You just spent £42 at Hammonds food hall"!!!! Fucking 42 quid! FORTY. TWO. POUNDS! It was nice, and so was the beer and fries I got with it. But that is a LOT of money for 2 burgers, 2 beers and 2 chips. Oh, and an extra halloumi fries. Or am I just getting old? That seems ridiculous to me, but I used to laugh at old people who complained at current prices too.
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    • Sudertum
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      Editing … Current prices are just nuts, expecting to pay more at my next Subway visit. Like the previous three times before...
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  • 7 years ago
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    Nothing on this earth will ever beat a good burger! This I know!
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Alternative Names

Cheeseburger d E
Hamburguesa con queso S
チーズバーガー J
치즈버거 K

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