• 7 years ago
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    Me: "Okay brain, just gently bite into this sandwich"

    Brain: *slams jaw closed, tearing off a chunk of flesh from inner cheek*

    Me: "Thanks brain, keep up the good work pal"
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … thank god you're still alive
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      Editing … Christ bro. And I thought it was crazy that I have trouble pooping while hearing a song (damn Zaxbys bathrooms).
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      Sandvich
      Editing … I just had some dental work done and received the most insane amount of freezing in my life. It will be a small miracle if I manage to avoid taking a chomp out of my cheek or tongue.
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