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    Have you ever thought about proper table etiquette?
    Because I have.
    I think about it all the time.

    I never got the whole "fork goes in left hand, knife goes in right hand." It feels more comfortable to eat with my right and cut with my left. My right hand stabilizes the food while my left c-- sorry, improper? The fuck ar-- rude? Are you calling me cutting with my left hand fucking rude? The fuck kinda pretentious bullshit is this?
    If you preach to anyone that they're eating the "wrong way" because they're holding their utensils in a naturally comfortable position, kill yourself. I once heard that you can tell how well-raised a child is by how they hold their eating utensils. You fucking what? "Oh, the poor boy doesn't know to hold the fork in his left hand. Social services can't get to them all..."
    Where did this arbitrary eating setup come from?
    Can anyone provide a rational explanation for what makes using a fork with my left hand and cutting with my right the superior layout?
    No, you fucking can't. Don't bitch about people eating comfortably, you stuck-up little shit.
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … SO MUCH THIS!!!! I always eat with the fork in the right hand and the knife in the left, it's just natural. If someone tells me to eat the other way around then I'll just tell them to FUCK OFF and GET A LIFE because IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU EAT.
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      Editing … "Fuck off" is essentially what I go with.
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      Editing … Unless I'm chewing with my mouth open or smearing grease on my face, grossing everyone out, it's no one's fucking business how I eat.
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    • free fall
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      Editing … Fork only goes in left hand when you're cutting. It stays in your right hand until you pick up the knife, then you switch it over over to the left so you can cut with your dominant hand. It's easier that way! Unless you're ambidextrous.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … My dominant hands likes to stabilize the meat. My left hand isn't stunted, it can handle a knife.
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    • free fall
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      Editing … No it can't! :p
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    • Sir Larosenin
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      Editing … I'm ambidextrous and I always cut my meat with my left hand (I love it when english makes it hard to distinguish past tense from present with its irregular verbs (sarcasm)).
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Goddam kids today. I eat all my meals at the dining table and I hold the fork in my left hand as you're supposed to. I bet you all slob in front of the computer or tv or eat on the couch. No wonder the world is in this sorry state.
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    • Explojin
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      Editing … I just go get a burger.
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    • Caff
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      Editing … Knife in the right, you'll be alright. Knife in the left, you're not very deft
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      Editing … See these pretentious little cunts
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I may be little, and a cunt, but I'm not pre.... oh yeah... fair point.
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