• 4 months ago
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    It's boxing day again. That means my family come to my house to eat all the buffet food I bought. They're like locusts, they stop by each house suck it dry then move on.

    I deliberately didn't buy much this year, they can eat up and fuck off early, and that's my family socialising done for another year.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … They gone already, it only took 2 hours.
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    • Helendloc
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      Helendloc
      Editing … Protip, get ill for boxing day, no-one will want to come over. Worked for us this year.
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    • Klemoib
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      Klemoib
      Editing … I like the imagery of locusts coming for a Christmas feast hovering up all the leftovers.
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  • 1 year ago
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    It's taken 3 days but I'm only 10 cocktail sausages and 3 sausage rolls from finishing the fresh buffet food.

    Tomorrow I shall start on the packaged stuff, crisps, peanuts etc.
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