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    The names Harry gave to his kids are pretty silly. They're a big mishmash of numerous friends and family members, most of whom have more to do with Harry's experiences than with Ginny's.

    His first child (born in 2004) is named James Sirius Crabbe Godrick Flitwick Nearly Headless Potter.
    His second child (2006) is named Albus Severus McGonagall Goyle Weasley Dursley Parseltongue Potter.
    His third child (2008) is named Lily Luna Lupin Longbottom Crookshanks Malfoy Must-Not-Be-Named Potter.

    Wizards are so fucking silly.
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      Editing … I had to fact-check this because after "Wizards used to poop their pants and magic away the evidence" I will believe anything.
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