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    My wife said, "You're home from work early."
    I said, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I've been promoted."
    "That's brilliant," she beamed. "What's the bad news?"
    "I was dancing around celebrating my promotion when Dave sacked me on the spot."
    "What the hell for?" she asked.
    "Playing Football Manager at work."
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