It's been years since I saw a movie so soon after its release, and it's been about as long since I've had a pair of obnoxious, chatty fuckwits ruining a fun night at the movies. WTF is wrong with people? They were absolutely shameless! I mean if I see an onscreen reunion in a movie I might lean over to my friend and whisper as quietly as possible "Morpheus!" and share a silent grin. With these two assholes it was "Hey it's Morpheus! Oh is it? Yeah, hey it is! Way cool! Wait, is that the same hotel from the first movie? Is it? Yeah I think it is. Oh, it's the black dude from the hotel from the first movie. Yeah, it must be the same one."
Ugh, and the guy had the most annoying laugh as well and laughed at everything. "Oh tee hee, he's loading a grenade launcher. Yuck, yuck, he blew up his house. His dog licked his face! Lololololol!"
If something like Sean Parker's Screen Room ever becomes a reality I'm jumping all over that shit. See a movie at home with only the company I choose on opening day on a Friday night in my PJs dining on my unmatched chicken wings and knocking back shots of tequila I paid a reasonable price for? Yeah that sounds alright I guess. The current system that makes me fucking hate theaters when I love movies so much is downright perverse.