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Rated by 7 people
  • 8 years ago
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    I would rate this movie, but the scale only goes as low as a 1.

    Review: Well, I mean it's a movie as in so much as it has moving images: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10
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    • Ulty
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      Ulty
      Editing … This movie is, at least, twice as bad as you put it out to be.
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    • Rich .
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      Rich .
      Editing … So 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005/10?
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  • Sudertum wrote his opinion about Alone in the Dark
    10 years ago
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    Someone would say "Alone in the Dark" is a steaming pile of shit, but it would only insult the shit. This movie is so bad, it has to be watched to believe it, as a description of it is impossible. Such cases makes you asking to allow 0 or 0.5 ratings...
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I'm gonna pick it up when I see it in some bargain bin somewhere.
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  • Michael Z wrote his opinion about Alone in the Dark
    10 years ago
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    I must admit I actually have a bit of respect for the Bollmonster because he's really got cojones for directing such awful tripe and then standing for it in a totally uncompromising "You got a problem with that? Do ya? DO YA?!"-sort of way. In fact, he even seems proud of it. Seriously! This guy is genuinely *proud* of having directed BloodyRayne and Alone In The Darkl! Really, if that is not cojones, I don't know what is.

    And believe it or not, I happen to think that he's actually a rather good producer, because he knows how to finance a movie, he knows how to get stars on-board, and he knows how to attract publicity for his films. However, he also happens to think that he's got an inch of creativity in him, and THAT is where he falls flat on his face, cue films like, well, Alone in the Dark: badly paced, badly written and just generally really badly made.
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    • Nodley
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      Nodley
      Editing … Ah, it's that guy we were talking about before. I'm going to have to watch this now, I NEED to.
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    • Sudertum
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      Sudertum
      Editing … Thats it, Boll seems to know well how to organise anything about how to make a flick. But he is completly unable to be a director for a movie itself. Boll should be hired by a proper director as producer or whatever to support him, that combination could be promissing...
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    • Michael Z
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      Editing … But there's a problem because from what I can gather Boll is far too overbearing to let anybody else have creative control or have any say in how his films are done. It shows in the way he works with, or rather against, scriptwriters.
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  • LizardTaro wrote his opinion about Alone in the Dark
    10 years ago
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    Uwe Boll is the worst director ever. Movies by THE ASYLUM are masterpieces compared to the trash Uwe Boll makes. His movie "House of the Dead" is easily one of the worst I have ever seen in my life. I bought the DVD [yes, I paid money for it ;( ] and expected a B-Movie and what I got was pure s***.
    "Alone In The Dark" is slightly more enjoyable. It's probably Uwe Boll's best movie. But I don't know. I don't think I have seen more Uwe Boll movies besides these two. I avoid any movie with his name on it.
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Alternative Names

Alone in the Dark - O Despertar do Mal (BRA)
Alone in the Dark - Sozinhos no Escuro (POR)
Alone in the Dark: Wyspa cienia (POL)
Egyedül a sötétben (HUN)
Karanlikta Tek Basina (TUR)
Sám v temnote (CZE)
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