• 1 year ago
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    I'm thinking of getting a microwave. But I haven't owned one before and I have a question. How are you meant to open the microwave door on models that don't have a door handle?
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … They make Alexa supported microwaves. This accomplishes what? You'd still have to put the food in yourself.. =I
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Stop trolling us Rukk. Everybody has a microwave.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … We didn't have one growing up. My parents didn't believe we needed one, I guess. They were like this with air conditioners too. (But they eventually came around to the latter, thankfully.)
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Weirdo. Well, they usually have a push button that opens the door.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … And it's funny you say that. I talked to my sister recently about getting a microwave, she considers it a fringe appliance that you use once or twice and it collects dust. She also said that my dad rarely even uses the microwave he bought. (But then again, I was told he keeps the microwave under the counter when not in use. That would explain why he doesn't use it, imo.)
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … I poached eggs in mine this morning. 1m 30s and no pan to wash
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … Oh, I need that. Gotta have my animal proteins.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … See how important I am in your life? I demand friend status. Nay, I demand to be your BFF!
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … Fun fact: a online friend from Austria also doesn't own a microwave. When I heard that, I had a similar reaction as Nodley: "WTF, you don't have a microwave?! HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE?!" When I asked him how he reheats stuff, he said that he does it on the stove.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … Yeah, there is stovetop and oven. But those aren't cutting it. I yearn for something hotter and faster.
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  • 5 years ago
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    My microwave is really annoying. When the time ends it sounds like a cold war nuclear siren, WAH! WAH! WAH! I want a nice one early in the morning, one that goes: "Bing! Your eggs are ready" in a sexy female Irish voice.
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  • 7 years ago
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    Just cleaned this for the first time in like a year. God I'm lazy.
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      Editing … Wait! You're meant to clean those? Uhm, I'll brb, gotta do something real quick...O_o
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  • 7 years ago
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    I think the top of my microwave is the nastiest place in the world right now. Maybe I should clean it more than like once a year.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … No, do what I do and buy another. Same with deep fat fryers.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … You wasteful Yank. I'm so ashamed that I'm going to work.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Go earn money for a new microwave.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … I have thirteen grand. I could start a bootleg microwave company by painting porn on the sides of them.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … You should just donate your money to a kitty charity.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Maybe someday. There will still be charities when I'm old.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … That's what I'm doing with my will. Kittens deserve my money more than humans, humans are all cunts.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … More importantly, they're not fuzzy.
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Alternative Names

denshi renji (JPN rômanized)
mikrofalówka (POL alternative name)
mikroovn (DAN alternative name)
Mikrowelle (GER alternative name)
Mikrowellengerät (GER alternative name)
でんしレンジ (JPN hiragana)

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