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    Why are elves literally the shittiest of all shitters in basically all video games? #The Witcher elves make me want to hang them in their precious fucking trees and burn the whole forest down.
    #Dragon Age elves make me want to kick them in the ribs until they puke and shit blood at the same time.
    In #Dwarf Fortress I sometimes screw up the whole fortress just so I can undermine a huge elven settlement and awaken a demon in there to kill their women and children while the men are hunting.
    In #The Elder Scrolls they are insufferable cunts. They are all racist to hell and back, and act like some superior beings, when in truth my Redguard will beat them to a pulp in the matter of seconds despite their precious magic.
    The elves that inhabit the world of #Warcraft are annoying houlier-than-thou treehugging shitmunchers who, for some reason, see that the world is theirs to fuck up. And they fuck it up plenty.

    I AM ANGRY
    ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!
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      Editing … Why do you feel like your parents never truly loved and accepted you?
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      Editing … It's okay to be into men.
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      Editing … There's nothing wrong wearing women's underwear and dresses some of the time.
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      Editing … But my parents loved me unconditionally. They still do. And they've always accepted every single one of my choices without a bad word. I'm also a married man with two kids and a third one on the way.
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      Editing … I agree with you on the women's underwear and dresses. I actually encourage my wife to use exclusively clothes made for women.
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      Editing … Let it all out. It's good to let off steam. Breathe in, breathe out
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      Editing … I could rant on about elves. I can also say positive things about them if you'd want me to.
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      Editing … It's not about elves, is it. It's never been about elves.
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      Editing … No, that's where you are wrong. It has always been about elves. ALWAYS. It's been about elves before you were born. But I will have my revenge. And then the elves will make long and convoluted rageposts about me.
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