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    • Not Important
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      Editing … No, fuck you George. Piece of shit. I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue. I hope your charger doesn't work, and you spill shit on your shirt, and your headphones are too short, and that every soda you drink is shaken up. I hope you have a smile on your face you fat fuck, you better have ruined Star Wars for a reason. I hope you happy you daft cunt.
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    • Husky Wing
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      Editing … I was thinking more of a "thanks for creating this franchise, on this particular day I will pretend the utter bullshit you called 'filmmaking' doesn't exist. HAN SHOT FIRST YOU FUCKIGN SUCMBAGG"
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      Editing … I'm still pissed about those special editions
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      Editing … I hope you step on a lego, and that you can never ever EVER create a single one of your """""""original"""""""""" doughnut steal stories ever again. I hope your legs hurt when you wake up and that you sweat profusely. I hope that you have bad heartburns and that your favourite sports franchise always loses. I hope that you don't have fun. Fuckface.
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      Editing … The sad thing is if 1. It was anything other than Star Wars and 2. He had just also released the old versions, then nobody would mind him making a Director's Cut.
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      Editing … I feel that the lack of release of the original edit is hard to justify, but the fact that we're all ganging up on the man for the SEs in general is kind of silly. Everyone is fine with Blade Runner, LotR, and Superman director's cuts, but with Star Wars? Nooooo.
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      Editing … I'm not fine with Episode 1, 2 and 3. I'm fine with director's cuts. I've seen the movies, they are good, they are entertaining and they are available to me in that form, that's not my grudge. But Episodes 1-3 were horrible. Absolutely horrible on every level.
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      Editing … Lord of the Rings has excellent extended editions. The issue isn't that there *is* a different version of the film, the problem is that these versions are garbage. The special editions of Star Wars don't add scenes (except that horrible one in A New Hope), they trash old ones, adding horrible, pointless CGI and minute, irritating changes, like replacing Lapti Nek with some freakish alien's yelling, making Greedo shoot first, and ruining the fucking anticipation for Jabba the Hutt.
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      Editing … A New Hope probably got the worst of these changes, with Tatooine being scattered with the most awful visuals (and the damned continuity error with Artoo and the fucking rocks)
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      Editing … I love episode 3, and I quite like episode 1 apart from Jar Jar. Episode 2 was just ok. I prefer all of those to episode 6, episode 6 sucks! Ewoks especially suck. Have you seen those logs swing into the walker and it explodes in a big fireball? Yeah, really.
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      Editing … Come one guys, we all know that Lucas is a true auteur who's just looking out for us small minded individuals. After all we don't know what we like, so we need an auteur like him to come in and tell us what we like. Adding a drunk Hayden Christensen at the end of Return eye raping someone across the room? Utter... utter... FUCKING BULLSHIT. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY, YOU STUPID EGOTISTICAL FUCK. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (table flip so hard it went to a new line, damn)
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      Editing … I agree with Not Important that 1, 2 and 3 are bad, I agree with Nod that 6 is bad. New Hope, Empire Strikes Back and Force Awakens are good but not great. I don't really care too much about Star Wars. George Lucas greatest achievement is and always will be writing #Raiders of the Lost Ark so happy birthday to him for that.
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      Editing … My order is 3 > 4 > 1 > 7 > 5 > 2 >>>>> 6.
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      Editing … 4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > Horseshit > 3 > 1 > Nod's list > 2. I don't have the slightest clue how you could've enjoyed 3.
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      Editing … 4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > Horseshit > 3 > 1 > Nod's list > 2. I don't have the slightest clue how you could've enjoyed 3 > yo momma!
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      Editing … 5 > 6 > 4 >> 3 > 1 >> 2 (haven't bothered with 7).
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      Editing … Everyone banging on about the Ewoks in Jedi is severely underrating the amazingness of all of the scenes with Luke/Vader/Emperor. After the Dagobah sequences and the Bespin duel, they're probably the most definitive Star Wars scenes, and they elevate the film hugely. Especially because the Emperor is so awesome. I mean, he's even awesome in the prequels, which is saying something, but in Jedi he's the best.
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      Editing … Honestly the only one that I flat out dislike is 2, though, and even that has aspects I like (Jango, clones, Christopher Lee, some of the score). There's no Star Wars movie that I completely hated.
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      Editing … The battle at the end of Jedi was the best in Star Wars history. also, Jabba's Palace was gold <3
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      Editing … Well, Jabba himself, and the Rancor, were great. I would argue that the entire first act with Jabba was too long and obtrusive, though, as it didn't really have to do with the main story.
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