Now, I really like Silent Hill 2. With the adorable music and the sexy nurses and that Pyramid Head guy, man. I'd like to be a manequin just so he would hump me all night long.
BUT theres a thing that always bugged me about the game. The begginning.
Okay, so this guy gets a letter from his dead wife that, let me remind you, is fucking DEAD, and he's like "Well, I mean, dead people cant write letters and it's more probable that this is some old ass letter from 1912 that the mailman was too busy to actually send it, but what if she actually rose from the grave, borrowed a pen and papper and then walked to the nearest postal and send it and is now waiting for me there?" Also what if you took your meds once in a while?
Now, now, I get it, I also dont take my meds. Silver is always telling me "You should take your meds" to which I reply "Fuck you, youre dead!" But here's the thing, if his wife had send him a letter saying "Yo, bro, yall should take your meds" and he did what she said I would be fine. Maybe she likes him to be healty. But if Silver was like "Carny Baby" thats how he calls me "you should totally go to a completely haunted city where creatures made of legs will repeatedly kick you in the face just so you can hang with me a bit more" I would tell him to fuck himself because he's dead and I dont take orders from dead people.
Also, I know what you're thinking, because I dont need to be a mind reader to know that. I mean, I am, but I dont NEED to be. No, Im not insane, you're insane! Fuck you! Like, share and subscribe!