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    Persona 3 is clearly designed as a way to disturbed teens a pat on the back rather than help them figure out they're messed up and need help. It stars a teen boy with emo hair who shoots himself in the head over and over. Even ignoring that, the design is archaic, giving us turn based battles in 2006 (where you can't even control your teammates, leading to frustrating moments, as the AI is far from perfect). I'm actually stunned they didn't just go with random battles, a lazy, dated mechanic that should've been tossed in the rubbish 20 years ago. Persona 3 is part dating sim, the most sad and pathetic genre to ever exist, so that neckbeards with acne who can't get a date can feel a sense of self worth because they managed to have a decent conversation with a pretty girl by pressing X a few times. Visually, it's just the same old anime bullshit. Does the entire country of Japan have one fucking art style? And get this. The game has ONE dungeon, with ONE visual style, and ONE piece of music that hardly changes. I'm stunned that people managed to finish this, let alone that it's actually 47 on the ATF games list, ABOVE DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTION. My God, people.

    1/10, when can we get a All Time Least Favorite games list?
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      Editing … APRIL FOOLS!!
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      Editing … My good sir, I don't have the slightest, faintest, foggiest idea what you could possibly even be dreaming of talking about.
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      Editing … You need to try harder Egg. You should have said you got laid, that's more believeable than you dissing P3.
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      Editing … It's your all-time favorite game, how could you give it a 1/10. :P
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      Editing … "You should have said you got laid, that's more believeable than you dissing P3." Not to me it isn't!
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      Editing … Also I expected absolutely zero people to buy it. To me that would ruin the joke. If I praised Digimon: The Movie some people would think I meant it, which would ruin it for me.
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      Editing … I've given up beer, but nobody will believe me.
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      Editing … maybe they're not messed up, maybe they're normal given the circumstances they are in. If anything the school system is messed up and what results in "messed up" teens. It's like if you talk to someone in solitary confinement and he's depressed, so you decide to give him pills instead of getting him out of there.
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