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    My impressions from What are you Currently Watching: 5 minutes into Mad Max Fury Road. Lots of stuff that's sped up (or made to look like its sped up) and unnecessary cuts and cuts that remove a fraction of time just to speed things up, plus that thing that the start where a dude is narrating and there are whispers and shit randomly interspersed alongside it. This is everything I hate about directing and editing. This takes me back to the horror of watching Michael Bay's The Island. It's the rap song way to make a movie. Shallow and annoying. I already want to stop but I won't yet. Thank God The Lego Movie was so good.

    Edit: Furisoa!? That's her fucking NAME!? How did anyone still get into this after hearing that? That's not good enough for a childrens movie.

    Edit2: That electric guitar spitting fire. If this were a PARODY of action movies and manly testosterone stuff, that would work. This is a genuine action movie. That was wrong.

    Edit3: This is just stuff. Dumb, crazy, pointless stuff. I wouldn't accept this as a game cutscene or music video.

    Edit4: Why does any of this matter? Because he's got a spooky ghost daughter? I feel like I need a drink and I don't even drink. This also takes me back to the first God of War, which I didn't like. I'm not liking this better than Batman and Robin or Son of the Mask. I think I'm gonna stop. My feelings are hurt by the popularity of this. 23 minutes.
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