• Husky Wing wrote his opinion about Jupiter Ascending
    8 years ago
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    fuck
    I thought, hey, John Carter wasn't well received, but it was still a fun movie. Better than 83.33% of Marvel's movies. This could be similar!
    nopenopenopenope
    This was painful. It's Twilight in space.
    I mean, I think it is. I haven't bothered to watch Twilight. I think I'll pass.
    The main character--the reincarnation of our Holy Space Queen--falls in love with a space wolfman. A fucking space wolfman.

    I think it's fitting that my review be as unintelligible as the movie.
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