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    My dick is like the statue of liberty. It's green, 150 feet tall, and the first thing immigrant women notice when they visit America.
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      Editing … If I didn't know that you don't drink I'd be thinking you were pretty drunk.
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    • rockshard PhD
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      Editing … sorry egg but your statement contradicts itself. If the first thing they notice was your dick, that would mean the first thing they noticed wasn't the statue of liberty, therefore the similarity drawn between your dick and the statue of liberty is falsified by default. At best the statue of liberty and your dick are the first two things the immigrant women notice, either that or your dick is in fact the statue of liberty.
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      Editing … Or they get off the plane in Arkansas in which case it'd be kinda hard to see the statue. C'mon Rukk, use your brain.
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      Editing … Except.. if you were right, that would falsify egg's claim that the statue is the first thing they see. C'mon Nudd, use your brain.
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      Editing … He said "like the statue" indicating a similarity, not a location. C'mon Rukk, use that brain.
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      Editing … he said it's the first thing immigrant women see, implying all immigrant women regardless of the location of their arrival.
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      Editing … Are you suggesting all immigrants arrive in New York?
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      Editing … going by egg's statement, the location of arrival is irrelevant. Must I keep repeating myself?
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      Editing … I'm simply pointing out that egg's statement is wrong.
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      Editing … The only thing wrong here is you. As usual. If the location is irrelevant why would his dick have to be the statue?
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      Editing … because that's the only way immigrant women can see both first at the same time.
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      Editing … Who said anything about both?
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      Editing … "My dick is like the statue of liberty. It's ..the first thing immigrant women notice when they visit America." Either the statue or his dick will be noticed first, the other will be noticed second. Ergo, his dick can't be like the statue of liberty.
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      Editing … If his dick is "like" the statue then people entering new york will see that first, people entering Arkansas will see his dick. Since something 150ft tall is impossible to see at such distances you couldn't notice one then the other. He would therefore be talking about immigrants landing in Arkansas.
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      Editing … If you really wanted to win you'd claim it was impossible to have a 150ft dick. I don't know where I'd have gone with that argument :P
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      Editing … but that would have been irrelevant to my point. For all intents and purposes, I was assuming he had a 150 foot dick, but I tried to point out that if immigrants see the statue of liberty first, then that would mean they would see his dick second. (or vice-versa) I was focusing purely on the logical inconsistency, not the plausibility of having a dick that big.
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      Editing … I learned something today, you don't think about eggs dick as often as I thought you would
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      Editing … The things the characters in That 70s Show argue about while stoned are less silly. :P
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      Editing … It passed a bit of the day, it's pretty quiet and I'm bored.
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