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    I did my research on this game before buying, but still, nothing could have prepared me for the depths of just HOW cheesy this game really is. Holy fuck.
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    • Bob GutSmasha
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      Editing … It's one of the greatest B-grade indulgences of our time: driving around listening to random movie bullshit, fortune telling coffee, collectible cards with yourself on them, and dynamic beard.
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      Editing … I've only played for an hour and a half so far but like... so many weird design choices. The random switching between not-fixed camera and fixed-camera (SO AWKWARD), the fact that you actually have a fucking gas meter for your car, the timed button prompts in non-urgent situations that just don't feel appropriate or necessary at all. There are way too many things you have to watch--your health, your hunger, fatigue, idfk what even I should buy besides weapons and ammo. I had to question whether the atrocious sound balancing when you have the first conversation with Polly and the music is SO DAMN LOUD was intentional, because damn, how could they not realize how off that is? And I didn't realize before playing just how dated this game's graphics were considering it came out for the 360 in 2010. The trees look like cardboard cut-outs made by the local elementary school's drama club. This game is hilarious, and for far more reasons than just the corny, stilted, and downright odd dialogue.
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      Editing … Also the squirrels at the beginning of the game use monkey sound effects. lmao
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    • Erektionsite
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      Editing … I feel like this game would be less interesting if it wasn't so odd and broken. It is so bad that is does a 180º turn and becomes awesome.
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      Editing … If you enjoyed the monkey-squirrels, wait until you experience the 8 foot tall dogs.
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