• 9 years ago
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    TIL: Americans are very poor, live in tents and survive by eating birds and drinking snow.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJoQOQHQ8oA
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    • Erektionsite
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      Editing … Well now I will certainly avoid going to America. Thank you, North Korea!
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    • Michael Z
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … Ever been to 'Camp 14' in NK ? Man, that place is just full of happy people!
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    • Caff
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      Editing … My name's John America and I can verify this
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Do you yanks steal free wifi from somewhere then? Last time I looked tents didn't have internet.
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    • Caff
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      Editing … No, our based government gives it to us
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Oh, I figured you were all 300lbs because you ate at mcdonalds just to use their wifi. Maybe that was just NK propaganda too.
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    • Gries He
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      Editing … Riley, if you're starving or need shelter - don't be ashamed. Just ask. We filthy imperialistic capitalists must stick together!
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    • Aramonde
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      Editing … Yeah yesterday i had to fight with three other people over a bird to eat. After one guy killed the other two i backed off and let him have it. I'm so hungry :( (curls up into a ball)
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    • Caff
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      Editing … ^I know that feeling. My best friend was nearly killed after receiving his snow ration, and had to go without that day to escape with his life.
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    • Dr Eggnog
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      Editing … Life in America's hard for me too. Yesterday I read a My Little Pony fan fiction that was just godawful.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Ha, you paupers have to ration snow and I piss in it like it's nothing. England > USA
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    • Caff
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      Editing … ^It snowed ON HALLOWEEN this year in Illinois. Because of this, rations sizes have increased for my area
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Well, if you didn't chuck good Tea into the harbour in Boston you could be living like me with lots of birds and snow. It serves you all right.
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    • Caff
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      Editing … At least we didn't steal Argentina's islands!
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … No, you just stole Hawaii. I admit you did better out of that deal than us, Falklands or Hawaii..... yeah, it's not a tough decision.
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    • Caff
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      Editing … We didn't rename Hawai'i, unlike what you did to the Malvinas!
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … We did it just to piss off Sean Penn.
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