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    "I did this radio show and the deejay asks me, ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’
    What do you mean ‘what if’?
    He said, ‘What if you woke up and you were blonde and you had blue eyes and you were 5’11 and you weighed 100 pounds and you were beautiful? What would you do?’
    And I said, ‘Well, I probably wouldn’t get up ‘cause I’d be too weak to stand.’
    And I felt very sorry for him, ‘cause if that’s the only kind if person that you think is beautiful, you must not see very much beauty in the world.
    And I think everybody is beautiful. And if you don’t think that I am beautiful, you are missing out. Because I am so beautiful."
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      Editing … ‘What if you woke up tomorrow and you were beautiful?’ – rofl, what an idiot (›‹ )
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      Editing … "what if you woke up tomorrow and weren't stupid" ...but I'm no-"WHAT. IF."
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