Me vs. Dark Souls II (a reference to Egoraptor's Zelda Sequelitis episode):

Dark Souls II: Hey man, i'm challenging.

Me: "rage builds" GOD, SHUT UP! SERIOUSLY! You want all this attention like you care, like you really gave it your all on a new innovative Souls experience, but instead you led Souls into an infuriating monotony! You know what started the series was like this sense of satisfaction, and what has thus far concluded this series is this sense of frustration. A predictable, artificially difficult mess, that asks you not of your wicked cunning? Or even your skill? But instead your ability to grind and chease out of unfair situations. You ask of us our ability to light a torch and then walk around with no defense. You ask us of our willingness to fight another unfair boss, in a room where you can't see almost anything, with OP moves and accompanied with 2 pyromancers with OP long range magic! GEE, I wonder how you're so f***ing difficult! I F***ING WONDER, DARK SOULS II!

You ask of us to go through an area, where in 70% of it you have limited movement and where you fight packs of OP enemies with multiple magician snipers with homing spells, and healers all over the f***ing place! The adventures of Drangleic, because F**K YOU! IS THAT YOUR TITLE?! What's the tagline on the ads?! PREPARE TO DIE! OVER AND OVER...10 OUT OF 10! No godawful level design or atrocious enemy placement here that could possibly cripple the entire experience! BEST IN THE SERIES!

You're like a spoiled rich kid, who gets everything bought for you your entire life. And then when it comes to making it on your own, you can't take it! You expect everyone to love you, because you are who you are: part of the illustrious Souls lineage. Nothing could possibly be wrong with you! You look just like a Souls game...but you're not one! You're a pampered, doughy snob wearing nice clothes, expecting to graduate scot-free because your daddy's an Alum. Why would you need to improve? Why would you need to get any better? Everyone just agrees with your s***ty ideas because you're a Souls game!

"rage builds" F**K YOU, DARK SOULS II! F**K YOU!!!

Dark Souls II: "sobs loudly"