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      Editing … „Oooh look at me Marge, I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane! ... By the way, I was being sarcastic.” - Homer
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      Editing … D'oh!
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      Editing … "I ain't sayin' nothin'" - Johnny Tightlips
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      Editing … "Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland." ("You Scots sure are a contentious people")"You just made an enemy for life" - Groundskeeper Willie
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      Editing … “You know what really aggravazes me? It’s them immigants. They wants all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bother to learn themselves the language.” - Moe
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      Editing … "I'm a white male aged 18 to 49, everyone listens to me no matter how dumb my suggestions are" - Homer Simpson
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      Editing … "Come on, Wikipedia, load, you unwieldy behemoth!" - Sideshow Bob
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      Editing … "Remember Alf? He's back ... in pog form! - Milhouse (I use that one constantly since Alf is my favorite show of all time and this quote is great whenever someone talks about sth that is completely redundant or outdated)
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      Editing … “(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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      Editing … "Wait a minute — this sounds like rock and/or roll." - Reverend Lovejoy
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      Editing … "The Simpsons" - Opening sequence
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      Editing … “Talking out of turn - that’s a paddling. Looking out the window - that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals - that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe - oh you better believe that’s a paddling.” - Jasper
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      Editing … "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer
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      Editing … I regret commenting on this
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      Editing … "Have the Rolling Stones killed." ("But sir, those aren't the...") "Do as I say!" - Mr. Burns
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      Editing … “My wife’s looking for something that doesn’t make her look like a horse, so I’m gonna be here for a while.” - Clancy Wiggum
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      Editing … "Gah, Stupid Sexy Flanders!" - Homer Simpson
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      Editing … "They call them fingers but I never see them fing... Oh, there they go." - Otto
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      Editing … "I used to be with it but now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!"- Abe Simpson
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      Editing … Bye bye, student loan payments! - Snake (while robbing Moe's)
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      Editing … Homer: I dunno, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
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