I got a Moto G Stylus. It was missing the stylus but I don't care, it's a cool looking phone at a good price and the screen was big compared to what I have.

But... it smells like fucking deoderant or something. I didn't notice the smell until I started using it, as though the heat from the components is feuling the intensity of odor, like a scented candle.

Thankfully I will not be putting up with it. I learned from my experience owning an even worse smelling slim Vita that this is 110% a deal breaker for me and I make no apology for it. The phone is going in the bin the moment I find a replacement.

I've suddenly become grateful for owning neat stuff that *doesn't* smell like cancer.. whether or not I actually have any use for those things. Prime example being my New 3DS XL which actually smells good somehow, WTF. Typically all smells are bad no matter what but in all the time I've owned it I found it pleasant. It has a mild leather-chair like smell. Gives it prestige. Buut.... I am hard pressed to find a reason to ever use it, other than to draw using Colors 3D which realistically I will never do. Even if I decide to just play games on it, a 2DS is vastly superior for that purpose. So I'm just sitting on a 3DS that does nothing and can't bring myself to part w it.

I am cursed. Maybe also a little sad, deranged. But definitely cursed.