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      Editing … He has a big package, just for you.
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      Editing … I don't have anything interesting to post, so I have to resort to these ultra shitposts now
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      Editing … dude im suffering without my headphones. they're still in shipment so they can be repaired. i cant stand listening to ghost with these cheap earbuds. im listening to clear blue sky right now. pain. i should have speakers why dont i have speakers. you know i dont have a tv? i watch movies at my desk. i cant watch movies with these earbuds. there's my game console monitor (which has speakers built in), so i can watch whatever's on netflix with that, but i dunno, im so used to using my desktop monitor. and my studio monitor headphones.
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      Editing … I really like Amazon's "Prime Wardrobe." You can order select clothing for a one-week trial period, with a return label packed with the shipment. No fuss over filing for a return, you only pay after you choose what you're gonna keep.
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      Editing … I once ordered a shirt, and it had stains and loose threads all over it. Bullshit, right. So I file for a return, send it in, and they only give me a partial refund, charging me a *restocking fee.* Their support's no use, so I head to Amazon support, who tells me they can't actually refund that fee--stores are just allowed to charge it. But they understand, hold on, this is kinda bullshit. They can just keep selling a heavily used shirt, collecting the restocking fee over and over? So they issue me some Amazon credit to make up for the incomplete refund. A couple months later they might've actually resolved this restocking fee issue, because I received an email (from Amazon, not the seller) saying "hey, that old refund was bullshit! We're issuing your full refund now!" Also I left the seller a one star review because they're sCUM
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      Editing … Once I ordered these jeans with ABSURD proportions. Utterly inhuman. The legs were too long for me, and the crotch/rise was several inches short of providing an adequate level of privacy. I file for a return, to which they offer a pARTIAL REFUND. Excuse me? I tell them they can't charge me for an item so defective, so unwearable, and they tell me they agree--so long as the item doesn't match their specified measurements, which they send my way, I'm entitled to a full refund. So I measure. And it turns out, the pants aren't out of order at all, it's the measurements they manufacture the pants with. They're unwearable. I tell you, there ain't a human alive that could comfortably wear them. And these cretinous sons of bitches are telling me I gotta pay a fee, even if I don't want to keep these long-legged micro-crotched abortions? I inform them that I'll go to any means to ensure I don't lose even one penny on their cock and ball enclosure, and that if they don't issue me what I'm owed, I'll file a claim with Amazon support. I didn't have to, as when they received the item, they issued me my complete refund. Victory achieved.
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      Editing … Damn, you must have a huge crotch :3
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      Editing … They don't call him Husky Wang for nothing.
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      Editing … Got a tape measure? From front to back, the rise was 17 inches. Horrid.
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      Editing … Is my memorization abnormal when it comes to numbers? My current timestamp in The Disaster Artist's audiobook is 2:41:19, which I've remembered after at least two weeks without listening. (edit: gonna listen now. Greg Sestero reads it himself, and does a wonderful Tommy impression). Maybe everyone remembers numbers easily cuz, ya know, there are only so many digits that can be used in them.
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      Editing … My memory is atrocious in general. I remember very little of anything. Although I can't decide if it's actually a lack of focus. Maybe I don't remember because I never really paid attention in the first place '^^
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      Editing … But memorising a timestamp to such a degree strikes me as slightly bonkers.
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      Editing … when we'd watch movies across multiple classes in school I'd always remember exactly where we left off too
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      Editing … I'm convinced you are a robot.
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      Editing … Please tap the squares containing traffic lights.
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      Editing … I do often find myself insisting "BUT THAT WAS 100% CORRECT. BITCH." and clicking any pic with white lines because I just *know* they're mislabeled as crosswalks..
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      Editing … Holy fuck. Cinnamon Coke only had limited availability, and was distributed to barely any stores. The only outlet that received Cinnamon Coke nearby was WalMart, who received one small shipment that sold out before I was even aware it was back. There's not gonna be any more. It's not sold online. I missed it.
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      Editing … i think i might have seasonal affective disorder. the thought occurred to me last year too. i dont know if i should see a professional or just skip to getting one of those lamps and seeing how it works out.
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      Editing … remember my old psych professor? she was great
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      Editing … All the darkness of winter makes me sleepy. I should probably hibernate.
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      Editing … The opposite of hibernate is hypernate. That's when you're REALLY AWAKE for a long time.
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