Atrocious game design from the ~~mid 90's~~ (I stand corrected: mid noughties, actually; feels like mid 90's). Dated graphics with lots of interesting brown tones. Unrelatable summer camp backdrop. Annoying children in the focus. Horrible controls in the default Steam controller config (which admittedly is not the game's fault). Laggy animations (which could maybe stem from a too slow laptop, and therefore admittedly is not the game's fault either). Overwhelming amount of immersion breaking popups. Early militarism of young innocent minds. Boring and too many cutscenes.

I understand that a lot of people love it but … it's just not for me.

2/10 — Let's uninstall and play something else.