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    I'm gonna piss on all your cornflakes: This film is the worst thing to happen to Final Fantasy. It's the beginning of Cloud being portrayed as a miserable, somehow simultaneously emotionless yet whiny manchild in all FF7 media, the story is dumb, the writing is laughable, the whole thing is a completely unnecessary fanservice cash-grab that adds NOTHING to the FF7 universe, and... making Sephiroth's return a recurring thing after the ending of FF7? REALLY?? There's no climax to FF7's story now. Good job, Nomura. Well done. Cloud's not gonna be around forever but Sephiroth is. Count down that doomsday clock. Probably ends with Cloud's heartbeat.
    Final Fantasy is DEAD, and this film is part of the cancer that killed it.
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      Editing … Ouch. I kinda like it.
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    • Helendloc
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      Editing … I don't mean this as a refutation of you liking it, but what is it you like about it? I've never been able to understand how any FF7 fans could stomach it.
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      Editing … It's just a bit more of my favourite game. Last Order is better, sure, but I'll take all I can get of FFVII.
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      Editing … To be fair, Cloud does have the equivalent of Cancer in this movie. I'd be bummed out too.
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      Editing … Oh, and his adopted son has cancer
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      Editing … And like, half of his neighbours are dying too.
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      Editing … Considering he's the exact same in all FF7-related media released since though I really doubt that's it. And it's a special kind of miserable, like if he shows any positive emotions in his voice he'll get even cancerer cancer
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      Editing … Also he still keeps whining about Aeris even though he was supposed to have gotten over her as part of his character growth in FF7
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      Editing … True that. Aeris and Zack are totally having lots of ghost sex now anyway
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      Editing … Filling Aeris with his lifestream if ya get what I'm sayin heph heph heph
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      Editing … Hyuck hyuck
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      Editing … Gya haa haa haa!
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