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    Why is my dick so hard
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    • Helendloc
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      Editing … Because arousal has caused blood flow to your dick to increase
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    • MasterCrash
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      Editing … That or sleepyness. When I get really sleepy and start to laze around I generally get hard. It's a bit annoying.
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    • LizardTaro
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      Editing … That's weird... Whenever I'm tired, I get hard. Must be some kind of defense mechanism of my body to prevent me from falling asleep.
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      Editing … Update: damn crash was faster
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      Editing … Faster AND harder
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      Editing … Let's have a swordfight and see who's hardest!
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      Editing … You dare challenge ME, Master Crash, the greatest and hardest swordsman of the Kingdom of Cum-a-lot?! I am the Highest ranking Swordsman of the Dick Knights! I'm days away to make my dream of becoming King Crash of the Kingdom of Cum-A-Lot and change it to something less stupid! And you are in my way... I shall defeat you, pretty boy!
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      Editing … Sorry, I've been reading too much manga
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