• 5 years ago
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    I went in a burger place for lunch. I was there waiting ages when the waiter came over and said the chef threw my burger away because it wasn't up to standard and it'll be a little longer. I wasn't too bothered tbh. At the end I went to pay and they said it was on the house for my wait.

    I'm putting the lottery on tonight, hopefully this is a roll.
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      Editing … LOL this is your funniest joke yet!
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      Editing … No, it really happened! There are people out there that aren't just greedy cunts.
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      Editing … I've had something like that happen to me.
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      Editing … It wasn't the start of a lucky streak nothing else good happened.
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