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    Bought some shoes off a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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      Editing … holy fuck
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      Editing … Man, I'm getting tired of your fucking puns man. I just found out a friend of mine got in accident and basically the entire left side of his body got smashed and then I come here and get greeted with this shit!
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      Editing … Oh, but don't worry tho, he's all right
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      Editing … jesus chrIST
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      Editing … I just went to the doctors and said don't be alarmed but I've got 5 penises. 5 penises he said, how do your trousers fit? Like a glove I said.
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      Editing … Ps it's hard writing these out by voice don't make me do more
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