• NodleySex
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    Italian guy: "When I finish making aluv to my girlafriend I go down an gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inch above da bed in ecstasy."

    German guy: "Zat is nothing, when I finish wiv ze girl I kiss her all ze way down her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet, she floats 12 inch above ze bed in ecstasy."

    Englishman: "When I'm done banging our lass, I get out of bed and wipe me knob on the curtains. She hits the fucking roof!"
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