• NodleyCat
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    How can anyone prefer dogs to cats?

    My friends cat is half famous. She lives about 80 miles away in Whitby where Dracula lives, it's a tiny little seaside town but we all know Poppy cat. She goes into shops in the town centre and sleeps in the windows. It's like she owns the entire fucking town. She's a legend. And no, she doesn't give a fuck if you prefer dogs. She gives zero fucks at all times.
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      Editing … My friend's cat Matilda (I call her Miss Meowtilda) is on my lap for most of the time I'm there. Dogs don't purr either, so that puts them at a pretty heavy disadvantage.
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      Editing … I like how cats are the boss. You don't train cats, they train you. My spirit animal is a cat.
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      Editing … I like that cats are more picky than dogs. Dogs will be loyal to whoever takes charge of them. You gotta earn the cat's love. I just have to snap my fingers to get Meowtilda to turn her head and run over, cuz she knows I'm gonna make a comfy spot for her to lie down and have her fur stroked.
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      Editing … Puss knew my sleep schedule (and got me to enforce a sleep schedule) by hopping onto my bed at 10pm sharp every night, and meowing if I wasn't ready to join her. She developed an issue with her paw that ended up making it hard for her to jump onto and off the bed, but I made a set of stairs so she could get up and down without help.
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    • Nodley
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      Editing … Absolutely. Dogs are like whores, they will go with anybody. If you can get a cat to trust you though you're a real animal person.
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      Editing … I'm strict with my Barry and George, they have to stay downstairs and they get fed 4 times a day maximum, no more.
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    • Aramonde
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      Editing … I like both but i'd say i prefer dogs(big dogs) more. Having a cat has made me like way more than i did before.
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