The Social Republic of Unisteia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Benjamin Galljoril with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.737 billion Unisteians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiptou City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Unisteian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Notes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,367 Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aiptou City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown. Unisteia's national animal is the Unisteian Tiger-Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unisteia is ranked 156,124th in the world and 867th in Europeia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.36 Kickbacks Per Hour.