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    Barely even made it an hour in before I turned it off. So dull...
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      Editing … Would you recommend it for someone who's only seen 1 & 2 and liked neither?
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      Editing … Because I've considered progressing through the series only so I can see the reboots
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      Editing … I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's a dull, poorly-written film regardless of premise.
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      Editing … "Progressing through the series" as in watching #3? Fuck no, that's the worst one.
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      Editing … I liked the first one, mostly because of Richard Attenborough. And Nedry and Dodgson. And Samuel L. "Hold onto your butts" Jackson. I mean, it was slow, but it had its moments. And yeah, I'm a sucker for it, because I rode the ride a million times at Universal Studios Hollywood. Lol.
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      Editing … #3 was funny, because it had William H. Macy acting like an idiot 24/7. Lol. Oh yeah, I guess it wasn't good either. http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/879050-see-nobody-cares
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      Editing … I think I would have really liked a gritty, dog eat dog, rated-R survivalist version of this movie - Similarly to how I'd much rather watch Battle Royale than Hunger Games. As it is, it's a predictable bore.
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      Editing … You'd think that they'd hit the rated-R level by now. I mean, enough people die in this movie. It's as if Hollywood was so close to Battle Royale, but then the studio chickened out because it wanted more money from the kids. The story of every summer blockbuster.
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      Editing … More or less. I mean, how else can such a mediocre movie make so much money? Jurassic World made a ridiculous amount of money for what it is. Mad Max was a thousand times more bang for your buck that summer, and it wouldn't surprise me if it made a quarter as much money.
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