Yesterday while I was listening to my MP3 Player, this old guy asked the surrounders "is it alright if I smoke a little pot?" Then he took out a metal pipe and began smoking. Some lady got angry and asked him to stop, and he did. Then some guy was like "it okay if I smoke a cigarette?" and she was fine with it. What a bitch amirite.
The old guy approached me a few minutes later and just stared at my face. He has colorful green & orange eyes. "Hello!" "Goodbye!" he responded. "Oh."
He said that it looked like I was enjoying my music, because I was typing my foot. Then we had a fun conversation. What a fantastic person he is.

Today, some guy got mad at someone who was talking to me, because he thought he was too loud (he is loud indeed, talks quite a bit, but it's interesting enough to listen to). He quieted, but the other kept talking to other people "that guy needs to keep his conversation to himself," while staring directly at me. I turn, "sorry, were you addressing me?"
Then he got real angry and shouted "what the fuck's that look you're giving me?" and accused me of racism.
See, I'm a fucking asshole, so I just treat him like he's crazy, I ain't gonna match his anger, I keep muh smiles. There's plenty witnesses, so he's not gonna attack me if I piss him off.
He gets angrier and asks why I always gotta have the last word, so I smile and return to my conversation.

I saw the old guy later. He's very funny. He just interacts with whoever and does whatever, at the risk of probably crossing the line with many people.
I think he's actually a wizard.